Moves to scrap museum and art gallery family tickets because they discriminate against single mothers were backed by Schools Secretary Ed Balls yesterday.
He claimed they do not reflect the 'complex reality of 21st-century families' as he ordered a taxpayer-funded consultation into abolishing the tickets.
Museum family deals are usually based on the traditional family unit of two adults and two children and can offer significant savings.
WHAT A LITTLE GOBSHITE BALLS IS. BALLS by name and BALLS UP in practise.
Everything this Government does is done with minorities in mind, single parent families, Muslims, big fat Scotch bastards, (only kidding). When is the majority GOD FEARING, TAX PAYING, AFGHANISTAN DYING BRIT going to be catered for?
The jail cells used by extremist Muslim preacher Mr Abu Hamza have been specially-adapted to accommodate his hook - prompting angry claims that prison officials are 'bowing down' to him. The cells used by the 51-year-old - who is serving a seven-year sentence for inciting murder and preaching hate - have been fitted with lever taps costing £650, despite claims he is perfectly capable of using the standard twist ones.
Handrails were also put in the lavatories used by Mr Hamza, who is allowed to wear a prosthetic arm and hook inside the high-security Belmarsh prison. An ARSE WIPING AID has also been installed as MR HAMZA kept RIPPING HIS HOLE WITH HIS HOOK when he wiped his fucking big arse.
Amid controversy it has also been revealed that MR HAMZA has been given a MASTERBATING MACHINE, A RUBBER VIBRATING FANNY for when he wants to have a SHERMAN, (cockney rhyming slang for a WANK-Sherman Tank), dreaming of his 60 VIRGINS.
"I don't feel we're treating him any differently"! said the Governer his voice shaking with emotion as he lent across his desk being shagged by MR HAMZA from the back, "I have sexual relations with many of the inmates, it's a Government scheme to stop them re-offending, although so far quite a few of them want to come back."
There has also been riots in the prison about the length of time the TV set is tuned to an ARABIC STATION, although MR HAMZA has his own 48inch PLASMA SET in his double cell. "We're trying to teach the western prisoners why we make them pray to ALLAH 5 times a day. Some of them are moaning they are CHURCH OF E. but it's more or less the same GOD and it makes MR HAMZA feel at home", a spokesman added.
GRIFFIN AND SOME OF HIS HENCHMEN IN BURNLEY
Tauriq Khalid, 23, denied shouting 'WHITE BASTARDS' at far-right demonstrators in his home town of Burnley, Lancashire, in November last year.
A jury of five women and seven men cleared Khalid of one count of using racially abusive threatening behaviour after deliberating for 45 minutes following a three-day trial at Preston Crown Court.
Khalid admitted shouting derisory comments from his car window at far-right BNP demonstrators outside Burnley police station.
He told the jury he stopped his silver Vauxhall Astra and shouted "Nick Griffin, you FUCKING WANKER' and made a V-sign with his fingers.
He also admitted he shouted several times 'get the FUCK out of Burnley, you're not welcome here'.
But he denied making a gun gesture towards Mr Griffin, a North West MEP with an office in Burnley, or that he indicated he intended to shoot him.I think he probably did call GRIFFIN, A WHITE BASTARD. So Griffin should have been allowed to call him BLACK BASTARD. No need for a three day trial costing fortunes and everybody goes home happy. BUT NO! The PC POLICE HAVE GOT TO GET INVOLVED and look for trouble where there is none. FOR FUCK'S SAKE LET'S GROW UP. He is a FUCKING WANKER, we know it, his wife knows it and he probably knows it.MOVE ON FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
