HAGUE IS NOT A BENDER SAYS HILARY AS HE PUCKERS UP!

"Willie is not a bender", states Secretary of State, Hilary Clinton, as William Hague gives her a puck.


Mind you, the chances of Hilary having a clatter of balls is quite high.

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WHEN I WAS IN THE 'PLANET OF THE APES' WE HAD BANANAS THIS BIG!

The Labour Party must become a "great reforming movement" that redistributes power and opportunity to enable it to regain the trust of the electorate, David Miliband has said.

You had 13 years to do that, YOU PRICK!  Instead you ruined the ECONOMY, made us the most TOTALITARIAN STATE IN WESTERN EUROPE and ruined your chances of seeing POWER again for another 15 years. NOW, FUCK OFF PYGMIES and let the TORIES sort out your mess, AS USUAL!

ED BALLS TO SCRAP 'FAMILY' TICKETS FOR MUSEUMS BECAUSE IT DISCRIMINATES AGAINST SINGLE MOTHERS.

Moves to scrap museum and art gallery family tickets because they discriminate against single mothers were backed by Schools Secretary Ed Balls yesterday.



He claimed they do not reflect the 'complex reality of 21st-century families' as he ordered a taxpayer-funded consultation into abolishing the tickets.


Museum family deals are usually based on the traditional family unit of two adults and two children and can offer significant savings.

WHAT A LITTLE GOBSHITE BALLS IS.  BALLS by name and BALLS UP in practise.

Everything this Government does is done with minorities in mind, single parent families, Muslims, big fat Scotch bastards, (only kidding).  When is the majority GOD FEARING, TAX PAYING, AFGHANISTAN DYING BRIT going to be catered for?