GADADAFI SAYS "GET YOU FINGER OUT AMERICA OVER DEBT"!

Muhammar Gaddafi has tonight pleaded with the American Government to solve the debt crisis talks.

Colonel Gaddafi made the request on the Al Jazzeera network.  The full quote said, " I Muumaar Gaddafi, the humble son of a goatherd, request that my black ally Mr George W Bush and his dad, Mr Bush Senior, the man  who humbled Saddam Hussein will work together to  get those crazy, son of bitches in the Congress to vote for a debt ceiling change.  I Muumaar Ggaddafi pledge to sell much oil to save mighty Dollar and free the world".

Foreign spokesman, Hilary Clinton told Muummaar Gaddafffi, "to go and fuckkkk himself" in a slurred expression of support for her husband that "fuckpig Clinton", seemingly unaware that he left politics, many years ago and is now banging the Filipino maid when she is away on State department business.

HAGUE IS NOT A BENDER SAYS HILARY AS HE PUCKERS UP!

"Willie is not a bender", states Secretary of State, Hilary Clinton, as William Hague gives her a puck.


Mind you, the chances of Hilary having a clatter of balls is quite high.

THE HYPOCRISY OF CLINTON KNOWS NO BOUNDS!

Hilary Clinton.  Two words that will go down in the annals of a free world like a wet fart in a space suit.

This sanctimonious fucker claims to be standing up for the 'poor, downtrodden' masses, currently being massacred by the very dictators that America has stood by for 30 years, despite their crimes against American interests.  This as well as  having killed hundreds of thousands in Iraq and Afghanistan, countries that they invaded with Britain's help to secure oil and gas supplies predominately for the U.S.  Why don't they tell the truth?  The people of the Western World would fully understand us invading countries to secure our oil supplies, at least before it runs out, as it will.

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Clinton’s words somehow make it through what must be the tortuous process of being delivered with monumental fake morality without the lady falling off the stage in hysterical laughter.  She should be getting an Oscar.

‘We believe in freedom, peace and self-determination for all people …’

‘… Haaahhhhhhh … fooled yah – only kidding …’