GADADAFI SAYS "GET YOU FINGER OUT AMERICA OVER DEBT"!

Muhammar Gaddafi has tonight pleaded with the American Government to solve the debt crisis talks.

Colonel Gaddafi made the request on the Al Jazzeera network.  The full quote said, " I Muumaar Gaddafi, the humble son of a goatherd, request that my black ally Mr George W Bush and his dad, Mr Bush Senior, the man  who humbled Saddam Hussein will work together to  get those crazy, son of bitches in the Congress to vote for a debt ceiling change.  I Muumaar Ggaddafi pledge to sell much oil to save mighty Dollar and free the world".

Foreign spokesman, Hilary Clinton told Muummaar Gaddafffi, "to go and fuckkkk himself" in a slurred expression of support for her husband that "fuckpig Clinton", seemingly unaware that he left politics, many years ago and is now banging the Filipino maid when she is away on State department business.

9/11. WHO BENEFITED?

I urge those of you with any intelligence to have a shufty at this article from GLOBAL REASEARCH

EX-PRESIDENT BUSH STILL PLANNING MANNED MISSION TO MARS!

DALLAS—Speaking from his home in Dallas, former president George W. Bush told reporters Tuesday that when he's not busy giving lectures or writing his memoirs, he spends most of his spare time working on the manned mission to Mars he proposed in January 2004.

Enlarge ImageBush goes over some of the statistics on surviving in a prolonged low-light environment.

"This is genuinely important to me," said Bush, looking over sketches of potential rocket systems he had drawn up while waiting for his oil to be changed at a service station earlier this week. "I wasn't kidding when I announced a plan to get us to Mars, by God, and I intend to finish what I started. That's why I try to carve out a little time before lunch and after dinner to work on this important interplanetary initiative."

"It's a big project," Bush added. "Lots of little details to work out."

"It came to me last week, while I was tending the tomatoes that the spaceship people could grow their own food, but then it struck me, well, where would they take a shit?  I'm going to phone my buddy, Tony Blair, to see is he can help because he knows all about shit!

BUSH BELIEVED "HARRY POTTER" BOOKS ENCOURAGED WITCHCRAFT

JK Rowling was denied a Presidential award because George Bush believed Harry Potter 'encouraged witchcraft'

JK Rowling lost out on the U.S.'s highest civilian honour because members of the Bush administration objected to the author's perceived promotion of sorcery, a new book claims.
Matt Latimer, a former speech writer for George W Bush, states in Speechless: Tales Of A White House Survivor that as a result her name was not included amongst those receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom. The award acknowledges contributions to the U.S. national interest, world peace or cultural endeavours.


THIS WAS THE FUCKWIT WHO FOR 8 YEARS HAD HIS FINGER ON THE NUCLEAR BUTTON!

GET THEM OUT OF THE HOLY LOCH NOW BEFORE THEY KILL US ALL!!