ABU HAMZA HAS TO STAY, OR HAS HE?

Hate preacher Abu Hamza has won his appeal against the Government's attempts to strip him of his British passport, a special tribunal ruled today.

The radical cleric argued that such a move would render him 'stateless' as he had already been stripped of his Egyptian citizenship.

I've got an idea.  Why don't we wait until the next time the European Space Programme are sending someone to the Space Station and we could blast the FAT FUCKER into space!

MY 1000th POST!

As tonight is my 1000th post since I started, I can exclusively reveal to you, that in reality, I am ABU HAMZA, Muslim extremist and Killie killer! No obviously I am not ABU,  a few of you have some idea of my identity but we'll maybe reveal them one day if we have a get together somewhere for a drink and a chat.

A Big thanks for putting up with my shite for over a year, my typos and the occasional spelling mistake that I don't pick up and for all your contributions, which I appreciate.  I've tried to make this a forum where you can say what you like without fear of moderation.  A special thanks to BANNED who has stuck with me most of the way and contributes the most of anyone, but all your contributions as I said are welcomed.  I hope I have entertained you over the length of time we have been together, I try to be as varied as possible but some times things annoy you!  I'm glad we don't get a GE every year as for a few days there I as POLITICKED OUT.  I know others felt the same way.  Gordon Brown for one, hee hee!

If you can put up with me talking PISH a bit more, I'll keep on doing it and FFS if you feel I'm getting boring, just tell me, I DON'T BITE!

HATE PREACHER ABU HAMZA'S £280,000 HOUSE SEIZED BY LEGAL AID

Legal aid bosses have seized the house belonging to radical cleric Abu Hamza to pay off some of his defence costs.
The Legal Services Commission appropriated the property in Greenford, west London, despite Hamza claiming it did not belong to him.

It will now be sold in an attempt to pay off some of the £300,000 of taxpayer's money spent on his legal bills. Officials hope to raise £280,000 from the sale.  The Egyptian national was jailed for seven years in February 2007 for inciting murder and stirring up racial hatred.

When he gets out of  jail, strip him of his passport, extradite him to the U.S. and if he got his hook on the NHS, SCREW IT OFF AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE ELSE!

HATE PREACHER ABU HAMZA GETS SPECIAL TAPS AND MASTERBATING MACHINE IN JAIL

The jail cells used by extremist Muslim preacher Mr Abu Hamza have been specially-adapted to accommodate his hook - prompting angry claims that prison officials are 'bowing down' to him.  The cells used by the 51-year-old - who is serving a seven-year sentence for inciting murder and preaching hate - have been fitted with lever taps costing £650, despite claims he is perfectly capable of using the standard twist ones.

Handrails were also put in the lavatories used by Mr Hamza, who is allowed to wear a prosthetic arm and hook inside the high-security Belmarsh prison.  An ARSE WIPING AID has also been installed as MR HAMZA kept RIPPING HIS HOLE WITH HIS HOOK when he wiped his fucking big arse.

Amid controversy it has also been revealed that MR HAMZA has been given a MASTERBATING MACHINE, A RUBBER VIBRATING FANNY for when he wants to have a SHERMAN, (cockney rhyming slang for a WANK-Sherman Tank), dreaming of his 60 VIRGINS.

"I don't feel we're treating him any differently"! said the Governer  his voice shaking with emotion as he lent across his desk being shagged by MR HAMZA from the back, "I have sexual relations with many of the inmates, it's a Government scheme to stop them re-offending, although so far quite a few of them want to come back."

There has also been riots in the prison about the length of time the TV set is tuned to an ARABIC STATION, although MR HAMZA has his own 48inch PLASMA SET in his double cell.  "We're trying to teach the western prisoners why we make them pray to ALLAH 5 times a day.  Some of them are moaning they are CHURCH OF E. but it's more or less the same GOD and it makes MR HAMZA feel at home", a spokesman added.