SCIENTISTS-"STOP GLOBAL WARMING-KILL COWS AND SHEEP"

A "JOEY" about to be slaughtered yesterday

Scientists have today come up with a novel way to end GLOBAL WARMING at a stroke. Kill all COWS and SHEEP on the planet and eat KANGAROOS and CHICKENS instead.


That way METHANE GAS LEVELS would fall drastically as Kangaroos and chickens practically DON'T FART.



HIGH FIBRE DIETS much loved in the nineties and the DRINKING OF GUINNESS would also be banned as this significantly raises METHANE PRODUCTION AMONGST HUMANS. Oh and BAKED BEANS as well.

STRANDED SHEEP SHOT DEAD BY R.S.P.C.A.!

Stranded Sheep Shot Dead As Rescue Bid Fails
12:04pm UK, Tuesday July 28, 2009
A sheep stranded on a cliff-face near Whitby has been shot dead after a rescue bid failed.

The ewe attracted the attention of locals near Whitby
The RSPCA feared the animal could bolt and injure those trying to save her.
She had been stuck half way down the 220-foot cliffs between Whitby and Robin Hoods Bay for several weeks.

RESCUERS WERE LATER TREATED TO A NICE BARBECUE.