A "JOEY" about to be slaughtered yesterdayScientists have today come up with a novel way to end GLOBAL WARMING at a stroke. Kill all COWS and SHEEP on the planet and eat KANGAROOS and CHICKENS instead.
That way METHANE GAS LEVELS would fall drastically as Kangaroos and chickens practically DON'T FART.
HIGH FIBRE DIETS much loved in the nineties and the DRINKING OF GUINNESS would also be banned as this significantly raises METHANE PRODUCTION AMONGST HUMANS. Oh and BAKED BEANS as well.
