HERE'S A WEE QUIZ , SEEING IT'S A FRIDAY!

An interesting set of figures:

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600
employees and has the following statistics?

29 have been accused of spouse abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

4 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

Which company is this?

I think most of you will have guessed by now!

(I know that's the HOL, BTW, I couldn't be arsed looking for the right photo)!

It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks
out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

(THE FUCKERS)!

CLYDESDALE BANK-THIEVING BASTARDS!

AYE, ALWAYS THINKING HOW TO THIEVE MONEY OFF IT'S CUSTOMERS

Perusing my account on-line last night, I noticed that £650 had disappeared out of my account. It was there on Friday, but not there on Sunday. Thinking I knew the reason I phoned the bank this morning and was told that because my mortgage was due to be paid today, i.e. the first of September, the money had been "set aside". So I asked if that had brought my account to nil and I had gone out on Saturday or Sunday and spent on a card, would my account then have been in overdraft. Yes, I was told, it was because it was a Bank Holiday. But not a Bank Holiday in Scotland, I told them. (QUICK ON THE REPARTEE)! Ah, I was told "we are taking it anyway"!


So bear with me. If the Clydesdale Bank has say 2 million customers and 10% of them are in the same situation as me and the Clydesdale can make 5% annual interest on the money market, then they are thieving £75,000 plus from their punters.

WHERE'S THAT GOING BANKERS, INTO YOUR FUCKING BONUSES?

BASTARDS!