Saturday, 13 August 2011


An interesting set of figures:

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600
employees and has the following statistics?

29 have been accused of spouse abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
4 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

Which company is this?
I think most of you will have guessed by now!

(I know that's the HOL, BTW, I couldn't be arsed looking for the right photo)!

It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks
out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.


former doonhamer said...

Just about every f-ing country in the world, is being "governed" by crooks..

Sir Fred the Shred said...

This is why I left the UK and took up residence overseas. Troughing crooked bastards the lot of them.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Dumfries, there seems to be a thing with politicians that they become crooked when they get into power. The only ones that it hasn't happened to too much are the SNP.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Fred, you're trying my fucking patience! BTW, don't be begging me for a holiday in Spain, when it gets too cold in the south of France.

Dioclese said...

You're missing the point. If they were any use to anyone then they would need to get a job as an MP.

(I particularly like the one about 117 bankrupting businesses. If a Chartered Accountant goes bust, then he is struck off. Still, I guess they could always become MPs!)

banned said...

What about the benders ?

Billy said...

DL - Don't be so daft about the SNP - Just as crooked as the others I can assure you.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Greekers, yes there really should be some sort of standard for the fuckers!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, the rest are either benders or 'friends of Israel'.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Billy, I don't think so, at least not in my experience. (We), would seem to be more attuned to helping their fellow Scots.