After extensive research on your behalf my ENGLISH COUSINS, I have unearthed the address of the dirty Uruguayan rat who cheated the mighty ENGERLAND out of their victory today over the GERMAN SWINESHAGGERS! it is:
Snr Pablo Fandino, Avenida de los Germanicos, Montevideo, Uruguay, 33498. His phone number is 00-34141567893, ask for Pab. When you get there, give him a good kick in the bollox from me. Blin' bastard!
