ISN'T IT TIME THAT TIRED OLD TWAT BROWN RESIGNED HIS SEAT?

The former Labour Prime Minister is being paid an average of £50,000 per speech, his latest entry in the Commons' register of interest reveals.  Isn't it time he resigned as an  MP and went and did other things?

He once said he'd like to work in a charity shop.  Couldn't McDonalds offer him a job cooking the fries or something?  Or maybe someone could get him a cleaners job in an office, somewhere where he wouldn't have too much responsibility?  Or if it's true he's being headhunted why don't we send him to Papua New Guinea?  They appreciate a man's head there.

GOOD NEWS FOR LABOUR-McDONALD'S TO CREATE 5000 JOBS IN UK AS PROFITS SOAR!

McDonald's are to create 5,000 jobs in the UK after the nation was singled out as the US fast-food giant's best-performing market. 

Speaking to Dark Lochnagar, McDonald's UK chief executive, Steve Easterbrook, said he expected 400-500 jobs to be created in Scotland this year.  The extra posts would take the total number of workers employed by the group in the UK to 85,000.

So this is what 13 years of NEW LABOUR GOVERNMENT has brought us.  More BIG, FAT KIDS eating cholesterol laden, greasy shite because their LAZY, INCOMPETENT PARENTS can't be bothered making them a proper balanced meal and 85,000 MINIMUM PAID, SHITE JOBS FOR UNEDUCATED THICKOS!

IS IT ANY WONDER I DESPAIR?