Monday, 25 April 2011

ISN'T IT TIME THAT TIRED OLD TWAT BROWN RESIGNED HIS SEAT?


The former Labour Prime Minister is being paid an average of £50,000 per speech, his latest entry in the Commons' register of interest reveals.  Isn't it time he resigned as an  MP and went and did other things?

He once said he'd like to work in a charity shop.  Couldn't McDonalds offer him a job cooking the fries or something?  Or maybe someone could get him a cleaners job in an office, somewhere where he wouldn't have too much responsibility?  Or if it's true he's being headhunted why don't we send him to Papua New Guinea?  They appreciate a man's head there.

9 comments:

Ben Dover said...

No. I think he's an excellent recruiting sergeant for the SNP.

Budvar said...

It's time he did the decent by borrowing the Sig Sauer of one of his body guards, retire to his study and blow what's left of brains all over the portrait of Uncle Joe he has hanging on the wall!!

Brew Wales said...

Brown using a gun to blow his brains out? No one within range would be safe with that one-eyed trouser-pissing nutter letting off shots.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bendy, You could well be right, but the punters in Kirkcaldy are quite loyal!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Budvers, his uncle Joe was quite a nice guy. So was his aunty Fanny.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Brewers droop, no chance of getting any of his brains over you anyway!

Ben Dover said...

Jonah with a gun ?
Is that what the yanks call an 'armed drone ' ?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bendy, is that the thing they call the 'eye in the sky'?

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