NOW POPE BANS CATHOLICS FROM USING SCANNERS AFTER MUSLIMS ALSO BANNED

The Pope has spoken out over the use of full body scanners at airports, insisting that human dignity must be preserved.  He has said that it is immoral to show your MALE GENITALIA to anyone apart from your wife and the Priest.
The equipment has caused controversy because it makes those who pass through it appear naked. This came only days after MUSLIMS were also banned from using the scanners.

Good. Soon it will be only us Scots Proddies that are allowed on planes because we don't mind having our WEDDING TACKLE visible for all and sundry.   However, expect a ruling from the MODERATOR OF THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE CHURCH OF SCOTLAND, any day now.