UNTIL BBC SCOTLAND CAN ACT LIKE A REAL TV STATION, WE DON'T DESERVE A SCOTLAND SIX

Two giant pandas are due to arrive in Edinburgh on Sunday, officials have announced.

Tian Tian and Yang Guang will make the journey from China in perspex cages on board a special chartered flight.

There's a lot of pressure in Scotland to have a Scottish edition of the 'six o'clock news'.  The above story was the main story on the midday news today on BBC Scotland.  It took about 5 minutes of a 10 minute news to tell this exciting piece of news.  Now I am sorry, but the arrival of two fucking pandas and that is what they hope they are going to do, should not be the top article on a news programme, when currently, there is so much else going on.  

So I am sorry BBC Scotland, but until you grow up and act like a real news station, you can stay in the weans' playground.

BNP PANDA PROTEST IN EDINBURGH

2 GIANT PANDAS, TOE MEE AND GAY HEEL SHELIDAN COME TO EDINBURGH

 At a historic trade signing deal yesterday, an agreement was signed on the terms of cooperation in the protection of and research into Giant Pandas between the Royal Zoological Society of Scotland (RZSS) and the China Wildlife Conservation Association (CWCA).  That's all right then.  It will the gives the staff in Edinburgh Zoo, something to look at as they are serving  MacDonalds, to fat weans, the same size as the pandas.

The pandas, already called ToeMee and GayHeel, have been brought here to breed, something they failed to do in China, due to ToeMee's insistence in nipping off to velly nice Chinese prostitute called Rirry, where unfortunately an alternation took place after, Rirry fed ToeMee, gave him good fucking and ToeMee pissed off without paying, shouting, "look it up in Dictionary".  Rirry looked up Giant Panda and the entry read, "Giant Panda-eats, roots, chutes and leaves".  (OK, I accept MOST people have heard it.).

ToeMee has been reported to be not too happy with the Scottish climate and has already booked a number of sunbeds in and around Edinburgh.  He may have to cancel them however, because for the first time in 50 years, he has been guilty of perjury in a CIVIL law case.  Strange that. 

 I'm sure it wouldn't happen in China, but then the PTB aren't as strong there yet!