IS THIS NOT THE JOB CREATION WE NEED?

A man jailed for dealing in cannabis resin worth almost £1m has had £64,000 seized under proceeds of crime laws.

Colin Wilson, from Glasgow, was jailed for five years and seven months in October after he admitted being concerned in the supply of cannabis.

Now is this not the type of person we need in a modern Scotland?  Someone who provides a service to people with a need?   Why confiscate money from an entrepreneúr.  Should we not be encouraging this type of person with a new way to make money, perhaps legally.  Maybe selling dodgy double glazing, solar energy or working for an energy company, door to door?  Or would a call centre, McDonalds or washing dishes in an Indian restaurant be more suitable?

Makes you want to be an Indian or a Brazilian.

'BRITISH WOMEN ARE MINGERS'-SAYS BURGER KING CHIEF!

TWO BRITISH LADIES WHO 'LUNCH'

The chief executive of Burger King has described English women as ugly and the food in the UK as "terrible".

Bernardo Hees, the global chief of the fast-food chain also said that "English women are not even good shags, all they want to do is suck your cock"!

A Burger King Double Whopper with cheese contains 950 calories, half of a woman's recommended daily calorie intake but Mr Hees, says "that a woman can eat two whoppers a day and unless the fat fucker has fries, she'll stay at a healthy weight.

A spokesman for Burger King insisted that Mr Hees comments had been taken out of context and that he was a 'Brazilian prick'.  "At Burger King we like fat birds and certainly like ones with a bit of flesh on their bones not like those skinny bints you get on the Copacabana Beach.  Personally I wouldn't shag one of them with yours, mate", he added before being hooked.

What do you think lads is your bird a minger or do you have the choice from the internet?  Did you pick her from a catalogue?  Did you actually meet her somewhere and you're eyes met across the room?  Is she an ugly bastard?  Girls, is you man a handsome creature like me or is he an ugly bastard?  Anonymous comments, welcome!

NEW BRAZILIAN PRESIDENT TO CONTINUE LULU'S LEGACY!

Brazil's second female President vows to 'honour' Lulu's economic legacy

Brazil's second female president has pledged to continue with the economic policies that have produced rapid growth under President  Lulu and to 'honour her legacy'.

 

By Robin Yapp, Sao Paulo
Published: 4:46PM GMT 01 Nov 2010

Fuck me!  It just shows you what a wee lassie from Glasgow can achieve.  President of Brazil and I didn't even know she was a politician as well as a shite singer!

HOW CAN THE TORIES STAND BEING IN GOVERNMENT WITH THESE MAD GREEN BASTARDS?

Energy Secretary Chris Huhne yesterday backed plans for an extra £22billion in green taxes – in a move which could send petrol prices soaring.

The Liberal Democrat minister backed a call by his party’s activists which would see 10 per cent of all Government revenue come from green taxes within five years.

Revenue from green taxes is currently forecast to fall from 6.9 per cent of the total to 6.5 per cent over the next five years. Raising the proportion to 10 per cent would require an extra £22billion – an unprecedented shift in the burden of taxation.

How can the Tories stand to be in Government with these WANKERS?  The Tories are supposed to be the party of business and while they are looking to help business, these pricks are doing all they can to destroy Britain's commercial viability.  Do these fuckwits think, for one minute, that in this 'global' economy, that China, India or Brazil are going to give a fuck about climate change or 'green' policies?  That's why they have double figure growth and we are stagnating.  I knew it would come to grief!