Tuesday, 15 March 2011

'BRITISH WOMEN ARE MINGERS'-SAYS BURGER KING CHIEF!

TWO BRITISH LADIES WHO 'LUNCH'

The chief executive of Burger King has described English women as ugly and the food in the UK as "terrible".
Bernardo Hees, the global chief of the fast-food chain also said that "English women are not even good shags, all they want to do is suck your cock"!
A Burger King Double Whopper with cheese contains 950 calories, half of a woman's recommended daily calorie intake but Mr Hees, says "that a woman can eat two whoppers a day and unless the fat fucker has fries, she'll stay at a healthy weight.

A spokesman for Burger King insisted that Mr Hees comments had been taken out of context and that he was a 'Brazilian prick'.  "At Burger King we like fat birds and certainly like ones with a bit of flesh on their bones not like those skinny bints you get on the Copacabana Beach.  Personally I wouldn't shag one of them with yours, mate", he added before being hooked.

What do you think lads is your bird a minger or do you have the choice from the internet?  Did you pick her from a catalogue?  Did you actually meet her somewhere and you're eyes met across the room?  Is she an ugly bastard?  Girls, is you man a handsome creature like me or is he an ugly bastard?  Anonymous comments, welcome!

16 comments:

banned said...

You commit the Yankee crime of conflating "British" & "English" Lchnagars, which is a bit fucking wiered coming from a Scotchman.

As for Bernardo Hees, what sort of mongrol made up name is that to go around criticising others?

Joe Public said...

Give credit where its due DL.

Princess Bea has slimmed down slightly since that photo of her in the red lingerie was taken.

Budvar said...

Hey don't take it to heart DL, as being a Brazilian cunt he'll only be into chicks with dicks anyway!!

OH yes, will you stop posting intimate pics of our lass and her sister on the interweb, if she finds out I've been sharing them with the lads I'll have to get my own fucking tea!!

Clarinda said...

I suppose a comment about two large McMuffins would be in poor taste?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, You are the one that is mistaken, mon ami. This person spend some time at the uni of Warwick and this was where he gleaned his opinions from. Sorry, but if he had been talking about Scots, you would certainly have heard me!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Publes, actually I quite like a rotund figure but not ugly with it!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Budvers, Christ if that's your lass, it's no wonder you spend so much time on here! :)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Clarindas, is that with fries to go?

Clarinda said...

Mr DL ... no, it's a 'sit in' with a McFlurry for afters.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Clarindas, would you be wanting some BBQ lubesauce with that?

Down in the smoke said...

I wouldn't climb over her to get to the other one.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Smokers, by the time you climbed over her, you wouldn't be fit for either of them!

Stephen Roney. said...

Is that Vanessa Feltz on the left hand side DL? Lovely Jubbly. The old jokes are the best. Fart and give us a clue. lol. Or roll her in flour and fuck the bit that's wet.

Stephen.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Stephen, I always think the old ones are the best. It's the only ones I know. Nice to see you've come out! What happened to Bugs Bunny?

Stephen Roney. said...

DL. It's because I remembered my password at long last lol. Might need to remember the other one to get my my Bugsbunny one as well.

What did you think of the last First Minsters Question Time in Parliament this afternoon DL? Cocntrast Annabel's honesty with Ian Gray's usual Labour Pish.

Stephen.

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