|TWO BRITISH LADIES WHO 'LUNCH'|
The chief executive of Burger King has described English women as ugly and the food in the UK as "terrible".
Bernardo Hees, the global chief of the fast-food chain also said that "English women are not even good shags, all they want to do is suck your cock"!
A Burger King Double Whopper with cheese contains 950 calories, half of a woman's recommended daily calorie intake but Mr Hees, says "that a woman can eat two whoppers a day and unless the fat fucker has fries, she'll stay at a healthy weight.
A spokesman for Burger King insisted that Mr Hees comments had been taken out of context and that he was a 'Brazilian prick'. "At Burger King we like fat birds and certainly like ones with a bit of flesh on their bones not like those skinny bints you get on the Copacabana Beach. Personally I wouldn't shag one of them with yours, mate", he added before being hooked.
What do you think lads is your bird a minger or do you have the choice from the internet? Did you pick her from a catalogue? Did you actually meet her somewhere and you're eyes met across the room? Is she an ugly bastard? Girls, is you man a handsome creature like me or is he an ugly bastard? Anonymous comments, welcome!