HERE WAS ME THINKING I WAS AT THE CUTTING EDGE!

I used to think that people read this pile of shite, because they wanted a plethora of different news items.  Something that wasn't too intellectual, but they could comment on knowing that they had like minded people to discuss with.  In an idle moment I looked at my stats, which I've never bothered with much before.  Now they hadn't changed since the last time as regards volume and then  I looked at the keywords that attract people to my site and I found the following:

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Is it any fucking wonder  I despair at the state of the human race?

JANE RUSSELL FUNERAL TOMORROW.

YOU'VE GOT TO LAUGH AS HUGE WAVE WIPES OUT SPECTATORS AT SURFING COMPETITION!

HEE! HEE!

LADY-BOY TURNED DOWN FOR BIGGER TITS SUES NHS!

A LADY-BOY who wants bigger breasts must have her plea for surgery on the NHS heard in the High Court, a judge said yesterday.


The ruling is likely to cost the Health Service more than £100,000 in legal fees and paperwork on top of taxpayer funded legal aid costs for the unnamed GENDER-BENDER.


Judge Nicola Davies QC declared that the TWAT-TWEAKER must have her day in court after hearing that she had undergone 'significant suffering' because she has not had cosmetic breast enlargement. Her case has been backed by another publicly-funded body, the PLASTIC FANNY AND BOOBS COMMISSION whose PATRON is none other than the LORD MANDELSON.

FUCK ME!

ANY CHANCE OF A COCK EXTENSION! MY WIFE'S HUMAN RIGHTS TO A DECENT SEEING TO, ARE BEING ABUSED!