Monday, 7 March 2011

JANE RUSSELL FUNERAL TOMORROW.

10 comments:

Conan the Librarian™ said...

She was nearly ninety DL.

The foot of the coffin perhaps?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Conan, Have you never heard of underwired bras, FFS!

Conan the Librarian™ said...

Do they work with Spaniel's lugs?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Conan, yes but it would make them look as if they were first World War pilots. Chocks away, Reginald!

Anonymous said...

She was going to be given a burial at sea; but they thought she'd just float away on the tide.

Billy said...

I take it she went bowling in her old age then DL.

Down in the smoke said...

Thank fuck you're not in the USA.
They'd have to prise you off the lid.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Smokers, you may well be right, but I couldn't possible comment!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, but then again she would be full of seamen.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Billy, Possibly, but what the fuck did she do with the other two?