Sunday, 6 March 2011

GENDER BENDERS IN ENGLAND TO GET PADDED BRAS AND MAKEUP IN PRISON!

Prison officers have been ordered to allow transsexual prisoners access to padded bras and make-up.

Ministry of Justice
A detailed new policy document drawn up by Kenneth Clarke's Ministry of Justice sets out the rights of sex change inmates, saying they must be allowed to purchase "gender appropriate" clothing from a home shopping catalogue.
Jail warders, who are already required to address inmates by courtesy titles such as Mister, must call transsexual prisoners "Miss" or "Ms" under the new mandatory guidelines, which come into effect later this month. 

I wonder if this applies in Scotland.  If Tommy Sheridan comes out of jail in a cotton print dress, wearing lipstick, I will piss myself, laughing!

15 comments:

banned said...

We demand Justice4Nonces Now!


oops, sorry, wrong blog.

Anonymous said...

I've got the pictures of Tommy in his little mini dresses and stililetos and the other prisoners are raging because he gets special treatment.

Joe Public said...

He may not come out wearing a dress; but when he does emerge, I bet his @rse is more like that of the guy in goatse.cx than when he went in.

Clarinda said...

Not going to Sydney then this weekend Mr DL?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, Damn right and it's the wrong blog. I think my gay readers have fucked off elsewhere. I can't imagine why?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, trouble is that he'll come out a white man and no one will recognise him. I wonder if they get access to sunbeds in the clink?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Publes, I bet he doesn't bend over in the shower. Mind you Tommy looks a bit of a handy bastard in a scrap, so maybe his arsehole will be intact!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Clarindas, the rumour that I have been in Sydney, is totally without fact and I would ask you to stop spreading it!

Down in the smoke said...

He's a sick, sick man with a incurable condition.
Shouldn't he be granted immediate compassionate release?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Smokers, he should have got release years ago. From a bullet!

McGonagall said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co9Ai26XhlA&feature=related

Dark Lochnagar said...

Mcgonners, I've been watching his series, some parts are excellent and others are shite. The last one was better though, I hope he's learning!

bugsbunny said...

DL. If they got Tits and a Fanny operation, would their arses still be intact, or would a lot of these tough "straight", macho men, by pass "his/her/it's" new pussy and go straight for the shite hole which a lot of them prefer? I don't know what would be the worst situation to get daily raped. A big pair of bobs and a wet dripping pussy, whilst dressed up as a tart, or a penis swap with an 11 year old and dressed up as "fandabidosi", Jeannette Kranky in a schoolboys uniform. Lifers, what are they like? Nonces.

Stephen.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Stephen, FFS! Where did that lot come from? Have you been having wet dreams about Jeanette Kranky or prisoner cell block H?

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