A LADY-BOY who wants bigger breasts must have her plea for surgery on the NHS heard in the High Court, a judge said yesterday. The ruling is likely to cost the Health Service more than £100,000 in legal fees and paperwork on top of taxpayer funded legal aid costs for the unnamed GENDER-BENDER.
Judge Nicola Davies QC declared that the TWAT-TWEAKER must have her day in court after hearing that she had undergone 'significant suffering' because she has not had cosmetic breast enlargement. Her case has been backed by another publicly-funded body, the PLASTIC FANNY AND BOOBS COMMISSION whose PATRON is none other than the LORD MANDELSON.
FUCK ME!
ANY CHANCE OF A COCK EXTENSION! MY WIFE'S HUMAN RIGHTS TO A DECENT SEEING TO, ARE BEING ABUSED!
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Good point Barking.
If he wins expect a claim from the prisoner who committed a man on woman rape, transed his gender while in prison & then demanded a transfer to a womens nick ! Cheeky cunt.
Spider, the cost of the tit operation is £2000. When are we going to see a bit of common sense applied to these cases. I'm becoming increasingly convinced we have to get out of the EC before it's too late.
Banned, hopefully his arsehole is so sore and enlarged when he farts he can whistle "Dixie"!
Rab, thanks for your vote of confidence. It makes a difference to know your doing something that's appreciated.
That QC is well liked according to her website. I wish I could get rid of my manboobs not make them fuckin bigger !
"'Nicola Davies QC is “a formidable cross-examiner who can get a panel eating out of her hand.” Her fighting spirit impresses interviewees, who say that “no one has more drive than her.” A barrister with an “incisive mind and a good healthy dose of pragmatism,” she is never short of a brief.' Chambers & Partners 200
"...'very good with high profile doctors at GMC hearings'..." Legal 500 2008
'“absolutely top-drawer.” Chambers & Partners 2009
http://www.3serjeantsinn.com/index.aspx?p=3&barristerId=4&aowId=-1&aowName=General
Never mind a good healthy dose of pragnatism, I heard she had a good dose of healthy crabs, which she caught off her boyfriend who was just back from Thailand, shagging Ladyboys.
Oh dear DL you great blatherskite you are slipping back into the Anglo-Saxon vocab again; is the Doric such a limited language that you heathens have no expletives of your own?
Talking of which, did you hear about the English salesman that went into a Glasgow hotel and asked for a Taartan room; apparently he got both!!
Back to the tit question; first of all how can you enlarge something you never had in the first place so technically this is a replacement? In that case it is most likely because the Nancy boy asked for the wrong size in the first place; he should pay for the new ones himself. After all if you buy a pint and drink it you can’t go back and ask for a bigger one for free. Actually that is the quickest way to grow boobs anyway, as long as you don’t mind the belly that comes with it.
In the meantime people are dying because the NHS can’t afford to give them life saving surgery or drugs.
This is supposed to be a democracy, why can’t we elect politicians who apply common sense?
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