Kofi Annan praises Scotland's potential

Kofi Annan said Scotland had "great potential" for the future

Scotland can play a leading role in ending poverty and tackling climate change, according to former United Nations Secretary General Kofi Annan.

He said Scotland was "a country with a great history in science, technology, research, economics and in business".

Too right Bother Annan! You're even named after a place in Scotland. Perhaps one of your ancestors got shagged by a Scotsman and the name stuck in the family?

Sunday, 19 April 2009

ANOTHER SCOOP FOR DARK LOCHNAGAR!

ANDREW NEIL AND ANITA ANNAND ARE ALLEGEDLY AN "ITEM"!

It is being leaked out of the BBC in Whitechapel tonight that ANDREW NEIL, he of the sticky out ears and face like a BULLDOG licking piss off a nettle may have allegedly become embroiled with the LUCIOUS AND FRAGRANT, ANITA ANNAND, his protege on the "Daily Politics" show on the BBC at lunchtimes.

The twisted old lothario has been seen gamboling like a NEW BORN LAMB IN THE SPRING SUNSHINE as he and his alleged lover have taken their dogs for a walk in Hyde Park.

Indeed one lady was so taken aback that she damn nearly fell off her horse, don't you know, at the sight of the acerbic old twat.

Oh, and the Labour e-mail scandal looks set to engulf RAY COLLINS, THE GENERAL SECRETARY OF THE LABOUR PARTY. His resignation is widely expected shortly.