Muchachos, it's 31 degrees here! And no fucking rain!!!!!!
I have noticed that they drive better here, too. Their lane discipline is much better than us white people, but there a lot of foreign cars. I've been amazed how many French cars there are in France and how many Dagos there are here!
Hasta aproxima, (as us Europhiles say). And BTW, tthe measures of Mahatma Ghandi are brilliant for one who likes a drink! I had to have 2 coffees as well to kid the wife on.
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It's been scorchio in Scotland today. We've just hammered Lithuania at football and the Scottish Tories have committed Hari Kari.
Admit it DL. You're already bored over there.
It's all happening back here.
Well hammered might be a bit of an exaggeration, but we are the boys and we won!!!!
As for a scorcher...pffff, where you been, throbber, in the sauna?
There was a wind from hell and it rained here in Dundee!!
But the news on the Tory front in much funnier...
Are and Elbow are two words that spring to mind...
I wish I was there.
I made the mistake of going to Benidorm once. After 4 days I wanted to go home. Unfortunately I had booked 14 days. Unbelievable I know. Luckily I found this blog that made life less boring and gave me an interest...
http://www.dullestblog.com/
In Madrid about 35 years ago I needed a postage stamp so asked various locals for "POST OFFICE por favor".
Most were very helpful (once they had established that I was not German) and kept pointing me in the same general direction.
After ages I arrived in Spains version of Whitehall and their Ministry of Telecommunications. They didn't even sell fucking stamps there.
Throbs, yes I saw highlight of the boys mighty win. It sets it up nicely for the game against Spain in October which I am hoping to go to. Viva Zapatta!
Tris, actually I was in the sauna last night in this hotel I am ion in Zaragoza. But it was nice to be sitting out having a drink in about 25 degrees at midnight! They forget we have the internet now and I know just how hot it was in Ayrshire!
Bottler, exceellento! Time someone did something interesting.
Banned, you wantes a 'sello' not a 'timbre'. I made the same mistake once. The dagos love their stamps. I was in Madrid 35 years ago. That wasn't you in the next room in that knocking shop?
Christ DL! It was not worth our while hiring a 7 Tonner to empty your place while you were away.
Your taste is minging and your stuff is old and crap. We will just leave it all - you will find better stuff down the dump plus a couple of hundred quid out of pocket - damn!
Colin, you're very tight then. Was I pished by any chance?
Billy, just take it to the charity shop. I've got all the good stuff out here with me!
It sounds like you've got a right gin palace over there DL.
We're waiting for a hurricane to arrive. I hope your slates stay on in Ayr while you're away.
The Spanish have the most civilized approach to booze as long as you avoid the stingy English bars. Even I have had "enough for one day" in Guadamar. Have a great time.
Heck DL get a grip. We're dying for some of your witty repartee. Hey the euro is away tae crash so I hope you've not got too much of the eurofunny money ?
Its okay throbber - he has got a plan to get bars of gold using three Mini Coopers, the real ones and not the kiddy on new minis that is.
Oh dear, the silly bugger is in the wrong country - Spain being bankrupt and oops so is Italy!
Your right I hope he doesn't have any Euros - then again when it does crash all our money will be funny money.
Ha ha cheers Billy. I knew DL had something up his sleeve.
I see on the news tonight that the euro has been saved. They've thrown everything and the kitchen sink at the problem. Hurrah !! Rejoice.
Billy and Throbs. I did have some Euros in an account over here but it is dwindling faster than my ability to get a hard on! I am waiting for the Euro to dive until I move over the money for the rest of this house!!!
DL, of course the Dagos are a bit liberal with the measures of Mahatma, Daughter just back from Majorca (Always pronounced with a hard "J") and brought me back two 1l bottles of that "Anciano" stuff, (A good old slug of that in an espresso, sheer nectar Jeeves)
€6 (what's that a fiver?) for a litre bottle? They're practically paying you to sup the stuff!!
Budvers, I'm drinking wine which I am buying in the bodega at 0.90 euros a LITRE! Fucking all right by the way! They also have vodka, gin etc at 4 euros a litre. Crying shame my real hard drinking days are behind me.
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