RIGHT THAT'S IT. THE GLOVES ARE OFF! FROM NOW ON, I'M JUST GOING
TO SAY WHAT I THINK!
Can I buy a half tit or do I have to sook the whole tit ?I like my margaritas well mixed so would she be able to wobble her tits while I'm sooking ?
From what I remember of Ayr beach, they're not very impressive at all. Mrs Colquhoun fae the bookies could give her a few pound or two and some tae spare.I've heard of tits, Bristols, knockers, baps, melons, bazookas, etc., etc. but never margaritas. One new thing to learn every day.
Are you sure that's Bella , DL ?Wait a minute ! That's not even Ayr beach !You're just having us on !
Bummers, you should taste the nectar from further down!
Barney, that's why I'm here, to educate and amaze.
Oli, it's a while since I've been down Ayr beach, in fact thinking about it, I've only been on Ayr beach twice in my life and both times that was with a bird.
Playing with seagulls then DL. Probably a typical Scottish beach with lots of jobbies, used condoms and soggy used toilet paper. He He!
Does she switch to buckfast for the Glasgow fortnight ?
She should stay open in the winter and do hot teas and coffees. Maybe even soup.
Billy, no that was Prestwick! You used to go out for a swim there and the sewer only used to go out about 100yds so as you say there were shites, condoms and sanitary towels floating about. You just accepted them then and pushed them out of the road. It was the fucking jellyfish you had to look out for!
Shuggers, the days of coming down the coast for the 'ferr' are long gone and quite rightly too. Smelly Glasgow bastards!
Entrepreneur, she could maybe do the football at Somerset park with hot bovril in one, juice for the weans in the other and hot pies up her fanny for the dads!
I feel like a right tit. And can I have a 12" subway with mine please ?
Elmer, that's because you are a right tit and an embarrassment to the nation of Scotland. You can shove your 12" Subway up your arse. That is if you can get it up there for all the discarded Labour membership cards.
Ayr council used to keep that beach clean, how things have changed, I think I`ll stick to Rabbie`s if I go there again..
Dumfries, you'll be sadly disappointed as it's shut down!
@DL: that`s sad, mind you, last time I was in there it was run down..
Dumfries, we have to move on, but it's always sad when a wee business that someone has nurtured and worked in closes.
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