Wednesday, 13 July 2011

WOMAN CUTS OFF HUSBAND'S PRICK AND THROWS IT IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!

A woman has been arrested after drugging her husband and tying him to his bed before cutting off his penis and throwing it into the garbage disposal, it has been reported.


Mind you if I was married to an evil looking fucker like her, I don't think I'd miss it!

12 comments:

Tiger said...

I'd pump it.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tiger, she'd need a saw to cut yours off!

Budvar said...

Let me see now, Mail order bride, check.

You bought and paid for her so you have every right to keep her locked up and treat her like a slave, check.

If she gets out of line, feel free to beat her like a rented mule, check.

Don't know about you DL, but I'm surprised his dick lasted this long...

Billy said...

Guess he will be having a sex change operation now.

Anonymous said...

Probably all he felt was a wee prick.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Budvers, what other purpose has a Thai woman got apart from giving a man a lifestyle satisfaction?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Billy, he might as well!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, I bet he felt like a right cunt! Or even a left one.

Anonymous said...

I'd love to pump Carol Vorderman. Is that a conundrum. I just imagine her giving me a vowel o o o o o o o o o

Toni said...

This is always happening in Thailand to Thai men. There was a period in the nineties that the disgruntled women were upset that Thai doctors had become so good at reattaching the offending appendage that they came up with ways to make sure it couldn't be reattached. Lots of times it was fed to the ducks or pigs etc, the waste disposal was also popular and I remember reading about one woman who placed it in a balloon with helium and allowed it to float off. The women are almost always sorry the next day and blame too much Mekong and the fact that their husband was having an affair.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, I could go along with that.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Antonio, fuck me! Imagine flying at 25,000 feet a cock floats past attached to a balloon. It would be enough to convert you to religion. Nah. Maybe not.