RIGHT THAT'S IT. THE GLOVES ARE OFF! FROM NOW ON, I'M JUST GOING
TO SAY WHAT I THINK!
Sunday, 3 July 2011
WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO SPEND 3 MINUTES OF MY LIFE WATCHING THIS PISH ON BBC?
Tonight watching the BBC news, I had to endure 3 minutes of some fucking twat in the Monaco Royal Family, marrying some fuckwit photocopier salesman's daughter.
Simple answer is, you don't have to, you just choose to. There's this thing called an off button or buy yourself a newer telly that has more than just the 2 channels on it!!
Still if nowt else it gives you something to moan about.
I didn't think you had time to watch the telly you being out in the fields with the sheep and your wellies most of the time and you not being a farmer either.
Budvars, I am paying a license to watch this shite. I do not have a choice like I do with Sky, which I buy if I want to, if I have a TV in the house then I have to pay their license!
Picters, correct. Why do we have to watch this shite on the BBC. I'll get my own back when I move to Spain, permanently which will be within the year, and then I'll get the BBC for fuck all! (Note the use of the oxford comma there, I am an educated wanker you know)!
Anonymous 2, you are a cunt. You are confusing the Scots with the Welsh, New Zealanders and the Danish. Mind you, why the Danish would want to shag sheep is beyond me, when they could be sticking their cocks into one of those nice creamy cakes.
DL, Maybe they could show the highlights of the Honeymoon where the Prince try's to stick it up her shitter instead of her pussy, she screams and runs out, and he orders a choir boy instead. Throw in a couple of bishops and sell it to the porn channel for £2 million pounds. Dirty bastards. lol.
Stephen, I think there's enough 'up the dirtbox tricks' going on with our lot, to say nothing about the goat shagging, if you believe everything you read! And that's just the Queen!
Yep, their is. And the best bit is where he asked her if she would like a Golden Shower and as she says yes, he chucks a bucket of goats pish over her. Oh the delights of the Aristocracy.
19 comments:
Them Grimaldi's, fucking clowns the lot of em.
Spackers, welcome to the blog. Grimaldi. It sounds like a type of pasta. Mind you I've seen more attractive pasta than that fuckwit of a Prince.
Simple answer is, you don't have to, you just choose to. There's this thing called an off button or buy yourself a newer telly that has more than just the 2 channels on it!!
Still if nowt else it gives you something to moan about.
Carefull examination of the set may reveal an 'off' button. This could help resolve your problem.
Off button or not we're still paying for this shite to be broadcast!
The "off" button stops nothing. What's needed is a "fuck off" button displayed on the lapels of all concerned BBC patrons (captive audience).
I didn't think you had time to watch the telly you being out in the fields with the sheep and your wellies most of the time and you not being a farmer either.
Budvars, I am paying a license to watch this shite. I do not have a choice like I do with Sky, which I buy if I want to, if I have a TV in the house then I have to pay their license!
Woodsay, I choose to watch the BBC news so I can ridicule it and give you my pearls of wisdom! :)
Picters, correct. Why do we have to watch this shite on the BBC. I'll get my own back when I move to Spain, permanently which will be within the year, and then I'll get the BBC for fuck all! (Note the use of the oxford comma there, I am an educated wanker you know)!
Anonymous 1 , you are correct.
Anonymous 2, you are a cunt. You are confusing the Scots with the Welsh, New Zealanders and the Danish. Mind you, why the Danish would want to shag sheep is beyond me, when they could be sticking their cocks into one of those nice creamy cakes.
DL, Maybe they could show the highlights of the Honeymoon where the Prince try's to stick it up her shitter instead of her pussy, she screams and runs out, and he orders a choir boy instead. Throw in a couple of bishops and sell it to the porn channel for £2 million pounds. Dirty bastards. lol.
Stephen.
I'd pump her
Stephen, I think there's enough 'up the dirtbox tricks' going on with our lot, to say nothing about the goat shagging, if you believe everything you read! And that's just the Queen!
I haven't seen it, is there a good bum shot?
Yep, their is. And the best bit is where he asked her if she would like a Golden Shower and as she says yes, he chucks a bucket of goats pish over her. Oh the delights of the Aristocracy.
Stephen.
Banned, yes, there's a good shot of Philip licking the Queen's ring just after she farts. Sorry I forgot, she doesn't.
Stephen, don't stray into the golden shower area. I'm quite partial to a bit of that under the right circumstance, I stress not with a goat.
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