Sunday 6 March 2011

SCOTTISH LABOUR'S, MAY ELECTION, MANIFESTO PROMISES!

6 comments:

cynicalHighlander said...

Your joking that one A4 sheet of paper makes that much shreddings, I would believe that that is all the documents waved by Elmer at FMQs.

banned said...

The Americans tried to shred everything when they fled Saigon. It didn't work because the peoples' heros got all the little people to paste all the shreddy stuff back together and thus foil Americas evil plans.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Cynical Teuchter, it probably includes all the toilet paper that they are using when they are crapping themselves on when @ElmerGrayFudd stands up at PMQs!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, it would take some pasting. That's the beauty of Wikileaks you can get it all on a memory stick.

bugsbunny said...

DL. It's funny how a lot of people in West Central Scotland who have died in the last 4 years, suddenly vote Labour in the last 20 minutes before closing time at 10pm? The police are never about when these bastards stuff the ballot boxes. One time I turned up to vote in the 1999 Scottish General and Local Elections with instructions from my very ill brother, (who was hospital in the local cancer ward in Ayr), to vote for him by proxy. So I turn up to vote myself, then hand over my brothers signed proxy to vote on his behalf), this was 9.30 pm. I was told that he had already voted! This goes on all the fucking time. Why is this never ever acted upon, even after it is reported to the Police, (as I did do)?

Corrupt Labour Bastards.

Stephen.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Stephen, I wish you had done something about it at the time. At least you should have made the returning officer, the police and the local press aware of it. Oh, and the SNP would have been handy too. Or even me!