Thursday, 24 February 2011

THE RANTING TAXI DRIVER. PUT THE QUEEN IN AN ORANGE JUMPSUIT!

11 comments:

McGonagall said...

HE SAYS IT LIKE IT IS - BUT DO BRITS HAVE THE BALLS?

McGonagall said...

Water boarding and prolonged stress positions aren't torture - our leasers told us so - so they're next!

banned said...

Top rant but what the fuck has poor old Kate done to deserve Guantanamo like the others?

Dark Lochnagar said...

McGonners, sorry I should have given you a h/t from Facebook. The short answer is , no, we don't have the balls. Not when we have a holiday for some Royal wedding for someone who is not even heir to the throne and the stupid sycophantic bastards will be having street parties.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, off with the fuckers heads!

Elmer Fudd said...

Well I think I came out of that rant as clean a whistle.
I'm off for a wank on the A9 to celebrate !

banned said...

That's all well and good DL, but would you do her first?

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

Well that just about covered it. Why are Al-CIAduh never around where you need them. He's a natural recruit, get down the USofA corp embassy in the smoke. Just like Northern Ireland none of the main players ever got offed. They ended up with one of her majesty's pensions. Mind you Gok Wan might think it all a bit unred.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Elmer, as long as you come as clean as a whistle the roadsweeper won't have to clear up after you.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned. not for me, too skinny. More Andy Gray's sort.

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!!! He coulkd be a natural to take over from Dusty Bin, sinc the fucker has been dead for years and if he hasn't he fucking should be. An Arthritic old man living in a cave, FFS.