A man alarmed lorry drivers for months by standing naked on a dual carriageway exposing himself to oncoming traffic, a court has heard.
David Gray admitted he got a "buzz" by parking beside the A9 late at night, leaping out of his pick-up, and flashing to passing vehicles.
The first incident was reported on 8 February 2010, when an HGV driver noticed a naked figure caught in his headlights at about 2330 GMT, two miles south of Balhaldie services, near Dunblane. His attention was drawn to the accused standing completely naked in the roadway with his penis exposed."
Stirling Sheriff Court heard the next incident occurred at 2335 BST on 10 February, when another long distance lorry driver saw the accused at the same spot.
"He was completely naked and he was masturbating.", the driver said.
Anyone who can run around naked in Scotland in February and still get a HARD-ON to masturbate with, deserves some sort of civic award!