Thursday, 24 February 2011

NAKED FLASHING MASTURABATOR GIVEN 3 YEARS PROBATION!


A man alarmed lorry drivers for months by standing naked on a dual carriageway exposing himself to oncoming traffic, a court has heard.
David Gray admitted he got a "buzz" by parking beside the A9 late at night, leaping out of his pick-up, and flashing to passing vehicles.


The first incident was reported on 8 February 2010, when an HGV driver noticed a naked figure caught in his headlights at about 2330 GMT, two miles south of Balhaldie services, near Dunblane.  His attention was drawn to the accused standing completely naked in the roadway with his penis exposed."

Stirling Sheriff Court heard the next incident occurred at 2335 BST on 10 February, when another long distance lorry driver saw the accused at the same spot.

"He was completely naked and he was masturbating.", the driver said.

Anyone who can run around naked in Scotland in February and still get a HARD-ON to masturbate with, deserves some sort of civic award!

14 comments:

banned said...

I'm sure that all those big hard lorry drivers were emotionally scarred for life by the crazed antics of this vile sex pervert so why no mention of a £15.00 'victim surcharge"?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, yes that struck me as well. Any lorry driver I know would laugh like fuck and drive on. They must have been English or something!

banned said...

DL, it pains me to recall the time when I was exposed to pedophillia as a youngling. Me and me mates were messing around on the 6 track London-Scotland mainline traintracks, like you do.

This bloke in a mac (honest!) came over and asked if we wanted to see a 'fossil', at which he whipped out his cock.
My how we laughed as he scarpered off. If anyone was scarred by the experience it was him, stupid fuck.

No, we did not require "Councelling".

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, if you had, had counselling you would perhaps now be able to claim £1000s in damages for your trouble!

Conan the Librarian™ said...

Surely you mean Ball holdie services?

Billy said...

Terrible when someone can't have a hobby these days without someone complaining about it. What is the world coming to?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Conan. Nice one. I would have thought that some entertainment on the A9 would have been welcome!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Billy, that wouldnae happen in Paisley!

David Cameron said...

What a wanker.

Joe Public said...

I thought the government wanted everybody to get fresh-air and exercise?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Dave, takes one to know one?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Publes, aye when it suits the bastards. What about the 'naked rambler'. All the man wanted to do was gor for a walk in the scud. Now it being Scotland and freezing, you wouldn't be able to see his dick, anyway. So what's the problem?

Anonymous said...

i have met this guy before since he is friends with my dad and his brother so hes not what you think!

Anonymous said...

i know this guy 2,hes actually very nice,he obviously has some underlying issues that need 2 b looked at,i feel sorry 4 his wife!