Nick Clegg, the Dozy Fucker, has admitted he ‘forgot’ that he was supposed to be running the country in the absence of Cameron this week.
In an interview, the Libdum leader was asked whether he was in charge while the Prime Minister was away from Britain travelling in the Middle East.
Sipping from a mug marked “Deputy Prime Minister,” he said: “Yeah, I suppose I am. I forgot about that.
“I’m holding the fort but I’m hoping to take the end of the week off with my kids.
“Someone else will have to do it then. It sounds more haphazard than it probably is. People forget there are emails and there is BlackBerry.”
It later emerged that within hours of giving the interview, to the Metro newspaper, Mr Clegg did indeed go on holiday to his family chalet in the exclusive Swiss ski resort of Davos.
Yes, your right Nick, we're all in this together. All over England, although not Scotland because it's not half term, people will be walking out of their jobs to jet off to their holiday homes, forgetting that they're supposed to be working, never mind running the fucking country. Does no one take responsibility any more?
Now, you realise just how much the country is run by the Establishment. Remember, the debate who had their finger on the nuclear button. Now of course we know that's Obama, we don't even have a 'independent nuclear deterrent! If they're not running the country, why do we pay the fuckers. Just fling the lot in jail and let the Civil Servants get on with it.