Nick Clegg, the Dozy Fucker, has admitted he ‘forgot’ that he was supposed to be running the country in the absence of Cameron this week.
In an interview, the Libdum leader was asked whether he was in charge while the Prime Minister was away from Britain travelling in the Middle East.
Sipping from a mug marked “Deputy Prime Minister,” he said: “Yeah, I suppose I am. I forgot about that.
“I’m holding the fort but I’m hoping to take the end of the week off with my kids.
“Someone else will have to do it then. It sounds more haphazard than it probably is. People forget there are emails and there is BlackBerry.”
It later emerged that within hours of giving the interview, to the Metro newspaper, Mr Clegg did indeed go on holiday to his family chalet in the exclusive Swiss ski resort of Davos.
Yes, your right Nick, we're all in this together. All over England, although not Scotland because it's not half term, people will be walking out of their jobs to jet off to their holiday homes, forgetting that they're supposed to be working, never mind running the fucking country. Does no one take responsibility any more?
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"We're all in it together" are we Nick, hobnobbing with the oligarchs? Fanfuckingtastic! Where's my ticket to Davos Nick, just keep your kids out of the way and tell your wife to shut it, then we can have a grand old time with the aprez-ski
Calm down DL.
There's a very valid argument along the lines of "We know politicians f#ck-up the country, so maybe we won't be f#cked-up so much if they're on holiday."
Banned, I'm not that fond of skiing, although I believe I may have a natural skier's knees. I once tried windsurfing and I was shite at that, mind you that was 30 years ago. No Nick, can I just have your pad on the Med or in the Caribbean, so I can lie about in the sun?
Publes, I hadn't thought of that. Maybe while they're on holiday they won't be thinking up schemes to fuck us the electorate!
He is stupider than I thought.
Banned, you old twat. I may have been pished at French, but even I know what apres means!
Dave, he is. Fucking good job, you have to put up with him!
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