Friday, 25 February 2011

WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER CLEGG, YOU STUPID PRICK!

Nick Clegg, the Dozy Fucker, has admitted he ‘forgot’ that he was supposed to be running the country in the absence of Cameron this week.

Nick Clegg 'forgot' that he was in charge of the country
In an interview, the Libdum leader was asked whether he was in charge while the Prime Minister was away from Britain travelling in the Middle East.
Sipping from a mug marked “Deputy Prime Minister,” he said: “Yeah, I suppose I am. I forgot about that.
“I’m holding the fort but I’m hoping to take the end of the week off with my kids.
“Someone else will have to do it then. It sounds more haphazard than it probably is. People forget there are emails and there is BlackBerry.”
It later emerged that within hours of giving the interview, to the Metro newspaper, Mr Clegg did indeed go on holiday to his family chalet in the exclusive Swiss ski resort of Davos.

Yes, your right Nick, we're all in this together.  All over England, although not Scotland because it's not half term, people will be walking out of their jobs to jet off to their holiday homes, forgetting that they're supposed to be working, never mind running the fucking country.  Does no one take responsibility any more?

Now, you realise just how much the country is run by the Establishment.  Remember, the debate who had their finger on the nuclear button.  Now of course we know that's Obama, we don't even have a 'independent nuclear deterrent!  If they're not running the country, why do we pay the fuckers.  Just fling the lot in jail and let the Civil Servants get on with it.

10 comments:

banned said...

"We're all in it together" are we Nick, hobnobbing with the oligarchs? Fanfuckingtastic! Where's my ticket to Davos Nick, just keep your kids out of the way and tell your wife to shut it, then we can have a grand old time with the aprez-ski

Joe Public said...

Calm down DL.

There's a very valid argument along the lines of "We know politicians f#ck-up the country, so maybe we won't be f#cked-up so much if they're on holiday."

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, I'm not that fond of skiing, although I believe I may have a natural skier's knees. I once tried windsurfing and I was shite at that, mind you that was 30 years ago. No Nick, can I just have your pad on the Med or in the Caribbean, so I can lie about in the sun?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Publes, I hadn't thought of that. Maybe while they're on holiday they won't be thinking up schemes to fuck us the electorate!

David Cameron said...

What a wanker !

banned said...

DL, mate, you daft old cunt. That's the whole point about aprez-ski; it's just about getting pissed without the skiing bollox beforehand.

Amusing Bunni said...

He is stupider than I thought.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, you old twat. I may have been pished at French, but even I know what apres means!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Dave, he is. Fucking good job, you have to put up with him!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bunni, fuck off! :)