Monday, 3 January 2011

MAN CHOPS OFF HIS BALLS IN THE HOPE OF BECOMING A WOMAN!


A man who was desperate to become a woman carried out a DIY sex change by slicing off his own testicles.  The 22-year-old hurled them into a park - and astonishingly waited 24 hours before going to hospital.

The man, from Chesterfield, Derbyshire, was so determined to undergo gender realignment surgery that he decided to carry it out himself without the
usual anesthetics.

He told stunned doctors in Accident and Emergency that he experienced
'a lot less pain' than he had expected - before doctors stitched his wounds and offered him psychiatric help.

Anybody that desperate, should be given a fanny forthwith.  In fact I think he deserves a nice wee pair of tits to go with it. 

14 comments:

Conan the Librarian™ said...

He's got balls.

Or rather, he had balls.

wee davie laws said...

" In fact I think he deserves a nice wee pair of tits to go with it. "

Your new liberal attitude does you credit DL. Your new gay following will stop rimming and start cheering !

Dark Lochnagar said...

Conan, the man must be fucking desperate. I wonder if he cut his cock off at the same time, like the Russian prossie with VD, Rottacockov.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Davie, it's my New Year resolution to be nicer to GLTA or whatever they call themselves until the 4.1.11!

Barking Spider said...

I wonder if his voice has gone up an octave, DL!?! ;-)

Toni said...

Getting rid of the balls is the easy bit, its the lobotomy that is required to enjoy Heat magazine and day-time TV that really stings.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Spidey, mine certainly would. Even thinking about it has put mine up a bit. As a matter of fact I'm singing Falsetto in the choir next week.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Antonio, yes I believe, although I've never seen it, there's some fucker called 'Jeremy Kyle', where people go on and claim to have shagged their dead father and such like. I did see a programme called 'loose women' once. I thought it would be about slags, but turned out to be these 5 fuckwits sitting round gabbing when they should have been home preparing their man's tea.

Billy said...

Apparently this type of thing used to be quite common when in pagan times goddesses were in ascendency then along came the religions like the Jewish and Christian ones that put women down as slags and the male god was worshiped.

The steeple in churches, as in your picture, is a phallic symbol. St Peter is known as 'The Cock' - that is where that slang word comes from. He and all the ones known as the "annointed one" are called that because their statues used to be displayed with an erection which would be annointed by the priests.

All this and all the other lies of Christianity in the excellent book The Christ Conspiracy - The greatest story ever sold by Acharya S

banned said...

@Billy, that is very interesting stuff but do you know why the protagonist in this story forgot to cut his cock off as well as his bollox since that is a bit of a giveaway on the gender issue.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Billy, that's fascinating, I might buy that if it's not too expensive. It doesn't sound like the kind of thing you'd get in bargain books, like Blair's book which I'm waiting to come down to toilet roll levels so I can put it to good use.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, I wondered if he cut his cock off as well, it didn't say in the article and being a lazy fucker, I couldn't be arsed researching it.

bugsbunny said...

There used to be a 14 year old 2nd Century Emperor Elagabalus, who asked for the same, i.e. to be made a fanny in place of his cock. He ruled for 4 years until he was 18, and was stabbed to death in a privy. In the meantime he went about the taverns whoring himself off for a few sesterces. And asked to be raped by the praetorian guard guard. If he was born a few centuries later, he could have retired at 18 and became the next Pope?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Stephen, he sounds like a kind of mixed up boy. I don't suppose there were LGT, half men half women clubs then and the social services wouldn't have looked after him. Getting stabbed in the privy, could be fucking sore. I had a big boil in my privy once and it was literally a pain in the arse!