Wednesday, 3 November 2010

SPEED CAMERAS WHICH CHECK IF YOU'VE GOT A BIT OF SPINACH IN YOUR TEETH!


Even the most law-abiding driver might feel a shiver down the spine when spotting this speed camera at the roadside. 
For as well as detecting speeding, it is packed with gizmos that check number plates to make sure insurance and tax are up to date.
It also measures the distance between vehicles to spot tailgating and takes pictures of the inside of the car – to make sure you are wearing a seat belt, (or if anyone is giving the driver a blowjob)
Speed camera

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The latest weapon in speed camera technology can capture footage from 150ft away.
It is the first to detect multiple offences at the same time and is connected to police computers via satellite, so that prosecutions can be started within seconds of any offence.
Development of the system, known as Asset – Advanced Safety and Driver Support for Essential Road Transport – is being funded with around £7million of European money. 

Now, don't get me wrong, I've always had tax and insurance.  But, is there not a fundamental issue being raised here.  We are already the most watched nation in the world with CCTV cameras catching us if we even fart in the wrong place, now we have a traffic camera which can tell if, our tax disc is out of date and if we're wearing our seat belt.  Again, I always wear my seat belt since it saved my life in an accident in Ireland years ago, but if I want to go flying out of my windscreen, surely that is fucking up to me?  Are they not out of date anyway with all these air bags, we have now?

The important part of this story is, 'with around £7m of European money'.  I might have known that the Marxist control freaks in the EU, would be behind it.  I have people come on here and make comments that I am a conspiracy theorist.  Well guys, I'll tell you one thing, when I see EU control freakery at work like this, it doesn't change my mind. 

27 comments:

banned said...

What a wretched country this has become, no more wanking on the go now.

Hamish Huguenin said...

Bah!,

Rost beefs look you you do nothing,ere France know ow to kick out at Bigger Brother,loud laugh when see you treating like enfants,HAHAHAHAHA.

BAH!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, I used to like a blow job as I drove. Ach well, no more hitchhikers for me!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Hamish, my little French carrot waxer. On this occasion, I have to agree with you, we take it up ze arse all the time and never fight back. It is ze British disease. Once we were the sick man of Europe, until Maggie bashed the EU and the Unions, now her protegees are fucking us in the ass, as my American cousins would say.

Billy said...

Was it not just male hitchhikers you used to pick up DL?

He He

Dark Lochnagar said...

Billy, I wasn't caring as long as they had a set of dentures they could take out. I met some old bastards, mind, but much like waxing the carrot, just think of someone else.

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

OT DL, BTW FYI. http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2010-11-02/norway-central-bank-boss-signals-objection-to-losing-520-billion-oil-fund.html

Not conspiracy just fact. Spot the Rothschild's bitchboy. Someone in Oslo is looking for a swim in concrete shoes!!!

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!! Oh yes, he is going to be swimming with the fishes anytime now, but how I am reminded of my own small country with 4.9m people and even more oil and gas than them. They've got a 500billion oil fund and we've got fuck all. Imagine winning the lottery and giving 90% of it to your neighbour. *shakes head*

tris said...

The most frightening thing is that we will do it one the cheap; we'll get it all wrong and we'll be fined or banged up for doing 34 mph without a seatbelt whilst getting a blow job when in fact we were actually skiing in Switzerland at the time, and we've never had a Reliant Robin in our lives. What's the betting...?

Anyways I thought the Tories were going to ban all these things?

Jeez, if it was the SNP Iain Thingamybob would be ranting on about broken promises...

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tris, I've never tried getting a blow job, whilst skiing. Is that how Liam Neeson's wife died?

If Labour lose next year's election it will be down to the Grayman.

tris said...

You've led such a sheltered life DL... You really should get to Switzerland more... yodling at the same time is obviously an additional pleasure.

Down to Who?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tris, I always yodel as I climax. It was a trick Frank Ifield taught me when I was younger. It bugs the fuck out the wife. To say nothing of the neighbours.

tris said...

That's an image I'd prefer to expunge from my mind.... :¬0

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tris, it's a wonder you can't hear me up there!

tris said...

Well DL... thing is, I did kinda hear something, but it was only like maybe 2 times a year... or something....

Maybe I'm going deaf.....

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tris, you mean to tell me there's some other bastard at it!

tris said...

I thought it was two other people DL

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tris, it's that long ago, it might have been!

tris said...

Content yourself DL, with a good film, and a packet of hobnobs!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tris, a porn film and waxing the carrot is my lot now, I'm afraid!

tris said...

Thank good ness for the internet...at least it's free!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tris, fortunately I kept all my old porn mags, despite being married. There was a time we might leaf through one or two to get the old banger started. Anyway, my point is that they are now worth serious money. Well a tenner each, as long as the pages are not stuck, together.

tris said...

There are some pages that aren't stuck together?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tris, of course. My willy is small enough that one handed waxing is all that I require. The magazine can therefore be held in the other one, thereby keeping it well away from the splash pattern.

tris said...

Ah DL...you obviously have many years of experience at this... I bow to your superior knowledge...:)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tris, I took lessons for many years in a Tibetan monastery from a blind monk called, 'Glasshopper'.

They made a programme about with that Carradine chappatie, that snuffed it last year.

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