Friday 26 November 2010

PRINCE PHILLIP LETS ONE GO!

FUCK ME!  THAT WAS A JUICY ONE.  IT'S ALL THIS FOREIGN MUCK THEY MAKE ME EAT!

8 comments:

McGonagall said...

I think he just sharted:o(

Dark Lochnagar said...

McGonners, I know the problem. I've started eating too much chewing gum and when you've got to go....

banned said...

"Not more facking Tribal Dancers in Traditonal Costumes... for gawds sake".

Anonymous said...

The only way to judge a fart is to let it go and see if you have to leave the room.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, that is if you are able to lave the room, because you've left half the fart in your kegs.

Key bored warrior. said...

DOC CURES RARE DISORDER

A man goes to visit his doctor,

"Doc, I've got a rather embarassing problem, my farts just don't sound right,"

"Well how do they sound?" enquires the doctor.

"They make a HONDA sound"

The doctor looks puzzled, "Hmm, is there anything else I should know?"

"Well I also have a terrible boil on my arse," replies the man

The doctor looks pleased, "Thats it then. We'll lance that boil and you'll see a difference immediately,"

"Why's that then, Doc?" asks the man

"It's well known," laughs the Doctor, "Abscess makes the fart go Honda."

bugsbunny said...

DL, You can't call Africans Fuzzy Wuzzies, that's Racist and Politically Incorrect. I think the term you are really looking for is Piccaninnies.

Stephen.

bugsbunny said...

I believe good old Boris Johnstone had to apologise after saying, "I'm off to Africa to see the Piccaninnies?" There's too much political correction for me to digest. I believe you should call a spade a spade. lol.

Stephen.