RIGHT THAT'S IT. THE GLOVES ARE OFF! FROM NOW ON, I'M JUST GOING TO SAY WHAT I THINK!
I think he just sharted:o(
McGonners, I know the problem. I've started eating too much chewing gum and when you've got to go....
"Not more facking Tribal Dancers in Traditonal Costumes... for gawds sake".
The only way to judge a fart is to let it go and see if you have to leave the room.
Anonymous, that is if you are able to lave the room, because you've left half the fart in your kegs.
DOC CURES RARE DISORDERA man goes to visit his doctor,"Doc, I've got a rather embarassing problem, my farts just don't sound right,""Well how do they sound?" enquires the doctor."They make a HONDA sound"The doctor looks puzzled, "Hmm, is there anything else I should know?""Well I also have a terrible boil on my arse," replies the manThe doctor looks pleased, "Thats it then. We'll lance that boil and you'll see a difference immediately,""Why's that then, Doc?" asks the man"It's well known," laughs the Doctor, "Abscess makes the fart go Honda."
DL, You can't call Africans Fuzzy Wuzzies, that's Racist and Politically Incorrect. I think the term you are really looking for is Piccaninnies.Stephen.
I believe good old Boris Johnstone had to apologise after saying, "I'm off to Africa to see the Piccaninnies?" There's too much political correction for me to digest. I believe you should call a spade a spade. lol.Stephen.
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I think he just sharted:o(
McGonners, I know the problem. I've started eating too much chewing gum and when you've got to go....
"Not more facking Tribal Dancers in Traditonal Costumes... for gawds sake".
The only way to judge a fart is to let it go and see if you have to leave the room.
Anonymous, that is if you are able to lave the room, because you've left half the fart in your kegs.
DOC CURES RARE DISORDER
A man goes to visit his doctor,
"Doc, I've got a rather embarassing problem, my farts just don't sound right,"
"Well how do they sound?" enquires the doctor.
"They make a HONDA sound"
The doctor looks puzzled, "Hmm, is there anything else I should know?"
"Well I also have a terrible boil on my arse," replies the man
The doctor looks pleased, "Thats it then. We'll lance that boil and you'll see a difference immediately,"
"Why's that then, Doc?" asks the man
"It's well known," laughs the Doctor, "Abscess makes the fart go Honda."
DL, You can't call Africans Fuzzy Wuzzies, that's Racist and Politically Incorrect. I think the term you are really looking for is Piccaninnies.
Stephen.
I believe good old Boris Johnstone had to apologise after saying, "I'm off to Africa to see the Piccaninnies?" There's too much political correction for me to digest. I believe you should call a spade a spade. lol.
Stephen.
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