RIGHT THAT'S IT. THE GLOVES ARE OFF! FROM NOW ON, I'M JUST GOING
TO SAY WHAT I THINK!
I think he just sharted:o(
McGonners, I know the problem. I've started eating too much chewing gum and when you've got to go....
"Not more facking Tribal Dancers in Traditonal Costumes... for gawds sake".
The only way to judge a fart is to let it go and see if you have to leave the room.
Banned, I don't know why they take the old cunt anywhere. Is he just there to insult the fuzzy-wuzzies?
Anonymous, that is if you are able to lave the room, because you've left half the fart in your kegs.
DOC CURES RARE DISORDERA man goes to visit his doctor,"Doc, I've got a rather embarassing problem, my farts just don't sound right,""Well how do they sound?" enquires the doctor."They make a HONDA sound"The doctor looks puzzled, "Hmm, is there anything else I should know?""Well I also have a terrible boil on my arse," replies the manThe doctor looks pleased, "Thats it then. We'll lance that boil and you'll see a difference immediately,""Why's that then, Doc?" asks the man"It's well known," laughs the Doctor, "Abscess makes the fart go Honda."
Keybo, fuck off!Man who works on a building site goes to the doctor's with terrible constipation. I haven't been able to shit for a fortnight he tells the do. Right trousers don says the doc. I think I see the problem he says and goes to the wall where there is a pickaxe hanging. What the fuck are you going to do with that, says the patient just as the doc swings it right up his arsehole. WELL, the relief was great, fucking shite everywhere. 15 minutes later and much relieved the patient asks the doc, what was wrong? Well, says the doc, next time you go for a shite on the building site, don't wipe your arse with empty cement bags.
DL, You can't call Africans Fuzzy Wuzzies, that's Racist and Politically Incorrect. I think the term you are really looking for is Piccaninnies.Stephen.
I believe good old Boris Johnstone had to apologise after saying, "I'm off to Africa to see the Piccaninnies?" There's too much political correction for me to digest. I believe you should call a spade a spade. lol.Stephen.
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