|EX-PM 'GORGEOUS' , GORDON BROWN|
Ex-Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has been exposed as being, 'psychologically' flawed according to Welsh file exposer, WIKILEEKS.
Dai, 'the postman', Jones, who has been accused by Mr Brown's office of opening confidential birthday cards sent by the Welsh Labour Party, claims in a new release yesterday, that Mr Brown liked to be called, 'GORGEOUS GORDON', by his staff and Labour Party confidants whilst in no 10.
According to the same source, Mr Brown was in the habit of calling, Tony Blair, 'FUCKFACE' , while Peter Mandelson got the monicker, 'PETER THE ARSEBANDIT'.
David, 'THE FAG', Cameron, told the Cardiff Courier, that the leeks will be investigated and if there still OK, will be made into a pot of soup along with some JIM, 'THE SPUD' MURPHY.