Friday, 5 November 2010

BRITAIN STILL A SHIT PLACE TO LIVE!

How Britain compares graphic

Britain is still a shit place to live according to a new survey, ranking behind even Greece.  And  LOOK MR GRAY, Norway and Ireland, two of the countries in the 'arc of prosperity' are in the TOP FIVE!  How do you imagine that happened?  Oh yes, they're independent of Sweden and Britain, respectively! 

16 comments:

Toni said...

These rankings are always quite dodgy, Norway, Canada and New Zealand are normally vying for highest standard of living in the world, THE UN index includes such things as education, environmental issues and gender equality. The UK is lucky to make 26 in my opinion but as long as the football team is higher in the FIFA rankings, the populace should be satisfied.

Budvar said...

The US number fucking 4???
I wouldn't live there if there was no where fucking else.
300 million shit kicking, slack jawed, 6 toed, fat arsed, banjo playing, fucking retards with "Chicken George" as fucking president.

Any criticism of them always gets the response "We kicked your asses", fuck me they can't even spell arse. Then they come out with "We saved your asses in 2 world wars", which means they turned up when it was all over bar the shouting and then proceeded to infect us with Spanish flu that killed more than the trenches ever did. They then turn up at the next "Big one" and walk away with over 75% of the worlds gold reserves and make us foot the fucking bill. When was it we finished paying the fuckers, about 2007?

If the earth opened up and swallowed the US whole and it disappeared beneath the waves, it wouldn't effect my life one iota except I wouldn't be able to get Jeep spares, so no fucking change there then. £15 for a fucking bolt and "Sorry mate there isn't any in the country".

And we think we have it bad at what number 26? I'll take UK any time for all it's faults.

Land of the fucking free?? Yeah right, they need a fucking permit from city hall to take a fucking dump. Maybe that's why they're so fucking fat and full of shit!!

banned said...

Excellenty put Budvar, Lend Lease my arse, biggest fucking rip off in history until dirty old Brown borrowed even more (but with fuck all to show for it).

Back o/t, I'm with Toni on this one, those rankings take into account shit things that no-one cares about like cycle lanes, fucking windmills and inter gender equality bollox which is why the wishy washier 'liberal democracies' always come out top. Fuck knows how America got there. It can't be their sheer total wealth because that is all owed to the Chinese.

I am Stan said...

I like it here...:)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Antonio, yes these surveys are always arguable. I wouldn't want to live in Norway, I don't think, Scotland is cold enough for me. When did we get a British football team?? ( I know what you mean)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Budvar, I don't know, I think I could be an American. They are generally all the things you accuse them of but they have other qualities. There are still places to stay in the States that are not full of Gangstarappas and trailer trash!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, what about Greece. It may be bankrupt, but it's got good weather and you retire at 58. Sounds OK to me!

We didn't owe the money to America. We owed it to the Rothschilds through the American Fed which they own. As usual in war those cunts are the only winners.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Stanners, OK, you can stay for the meantime. :-)

Hamish Huguenin said...

HAHAHAHAHA I am loud laughing,poor rost beefs,where is you stiff lips HAHAHAHA

BAH!

Mr. Mxyzptlk said...

Yeah DL yeah right




Ireland is not returning to the dark days of mass emigration, Taoiseach Brian Cowen pledged today.

With 100,000 people predicted to flee over the next four years, Mr Cowen accepted the Government had been unable to create enough jobs.

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/ireland-not-heading-for-mass-emigration-cowen-2409506.html



AGRICULTURE MINISTER Brendan Smith has announced a plan to donate 53 tonnes of cheese to the poor coming up to Christmas.

The new scheme, announced by Smith this morning, said the substantial quality of cheese would be made available to volunteer organisations from Monday week, November 15, and would assist those “who are living in poor circumstances and are under pressure.”
http://www.thejournal.ie/let-them-eat-cheese-agriculture-ministers-christmas-gift-to-poor-2010-11/

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bigarse, our womens' stiff fanny lips are unpenetrated by your leetle French excuse for a real man's cock. Take it and shove it up your arse, sorry forgot it is too flaccid and petit, I piss on your leetle willies!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Mr Mxyzpkipaki, at least the French are getting something even if it's only some cheese. What do we get here in 'rich Britain', kept going on Scotland's riches BTW, a 2% increase in VAT, so the old and the poor can't aford to put the heating on. Haah!

Big Ed said...

Why don't the Government produce big posters printed in numerous languages and get them displayed at every airport, ferry terminal and container port in every other country in the world to inform them what a shit place Britain is to live? Please?

tris said...

Norway any day....

Mind you the language is hard, but what the hell. It would be worth it to get out of this god forsaken, class ridden shit hole.

yes, these things are dodgy, but if the truth be known, we are probably 126th not 26th.

Free Scotland and we'd be in the top 10.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ed, you see the difference is that all the countries in the top ten, don't let immigrants arrive en masse, they have to pas rules to get in. Britain may be shit, but it is the first world and the fuckers in the third world, who want to get here and I don't blame them, don't realise that. Mind you if they're coming here to join their relations in London, Birmingham, Manchester, Lancashire or Yorkshire, they won't know the difference apart from the weather and the different currency.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tris, I've never been to Norway, although it looks a nice place, too cold for me though. I bet there's not a lot of Asians there?

Yes, given a chance, Scotland would be at least as high as Ireland, if the people weren't fearties!