Monday, 11 October 2010

GORDON BROWN TAKES UP SAILING AS A NEW HOBBY

Nightmare: The holed yacht drifts onto the rocks as the couple are taken to safety by a lifeboat

6 comments:

Harbinger said...

LMFAO!!!!!!

Great DL. Has to be one of your funniest yet.

banned said...

My relatives in Falmouth did that; they come from a long line of 'wreckers', luring daft cunts like Brown onto the rocks to steal their stuff and sell them into slavery.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Harbingers, thanks. Old Broon is a jinxed fucker!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, Slavery? Broon? Fuck, you wouldn't get much!

Gordon Brown PM. said...

It was caused by a silly mistake. I asked Mandy to remove my butt plug and he thought I said boat plug.
I would prefer it if people would avoid speculation until the independent inquiry finds me innocent.
Meanwhile would everyone keep a lookout for Sarah gingerbeard who was last seen with Seamen Staines playing Roger the cabin boy with young Master Bates.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Gordo, we won't blame you, we know you're a fuckwit!