Parents should be banned from HAVING SMELLY ARMPITS in their own homes and private cars, a Government health chief said today.
Dr Tony Jewell, chief medical officer for Wales, said that stopping people not deodorising in their own homes would protect their children from the dangers of passive B.O.
But furious opponents said the ban would be a breach individuals' right to privacy.
However, Dr Jewell said it was 'unfair for children to bear the brunt of other people's habits' - and it was time to make a change.
He said: 'As a society, creating such a measure is a powerful statement of intent about our commitment to the health of our children.
'It could be seen as the final piece of the protection picture or at least adding to the growing public consensus on the social acceptability of having OXTER GUFF.' (Scottish expression)!
He said, 'People know that not deodorising is a dangerous habit, but choose to ignore the facts'.
18 comments:
I work with a bloke who smells like mince and onions.
Norm, was that his farts or just in general?
Wot about the dead women whose breast cancer was caused by having several pounds (lbs) of chemical residues in their body fat, infused (?) directly from roll on under-arm deoderants?
Never use the shite meself and there is nothing worse under the sun than standing in the tube next to a sweating teen whose skanky odour is worsened by cheap deoderant.
DL. just for your eyes only.
English Scottish relations
ie, not for anybody else.
Why does Britain have a 'Chief Medical Officer' and the three of the home nations have a 'Chief Medical Officer' and England the black sheep of the family doesn't?
Questions need to be asked in the house. We English need a fuckwit of our very own to pontificate on unproven, unenforceable bullshit.
Banned, I like to keep myself smelling like a rose! BTW what's wrong with that Scotch fucker, when he didn't mention Ayr Utd?
Willy, Yes there are many things wrong with devolution. I suppose since Scotland and Wales have devolved health, the UK twat is all yours!
What about cockbreath ? I make him use Fishermans Friends at the moment but am worried about his weight. Any ideas ?
Mrs Hague, might I suggest you use the 'sugar free' option. It will also help to take the taste of David's cum out of his mouth. A nuisance when one wants to give a speech or greet Arab statesmen as they don't like the whiff of a skanky mouth. Another tip is to eat a raw onion or even a clove of garlic, which goes down particularly well with French fuckers, when you pretend to greet them affectionately.
Sucking on a Fishermans friend?
Isn't that how he got the skanky mouth in the first place?
He never mentioned Cally Thistle either.
He (the Scotch cunt) did have a point though, 13 years of Labour run by a majority Scottish cabinet should put paid to any talk of an independent Scotland once and for all.
To be fair though they did have help from the likes of that cunt Blunkett.
But then even his guidedog hates him.
Budders, I believe that sucking a fishermen's friend could be a sexual offence as you maintain.
There's a good few Scots in the current cabinet though, Fox, Gove, Alexander and Cameron must have some Scots ancestry with a name like that. I think there might even be more but I can't think of them offhand.
You forgot to mention the Prince of Darkness, Mandelsom, who IMO was the skankiest cunt of all!
Budders, sorry I forgot, Moore, Ian Duncan Smith and Lord Strathclyde. Cameron's father was of course Scottish and his family have a country seat near Inverness, built by his Grandfather. I didn't know but have since discovered that his family are from a line of William iv and one of his whores. So there you go. I think that's probably more than was in Labour's cabinet?
DL,
Is this post a wind up? I know you drop the odd clanger here and there to tease us all, but tell me this is one of them please?
Thanks for the tips re garlic etc DL.
He's off to the middle east next week so he spent the day at Birmingham zoo tasting camel bottoms.
Harbingers, of course! I have changed 'smoking' to 'smelly armpits'as you will have seen from the excellent link that I forgot to put in. I bet you this Dr Jewell character is one of our big nosed friends, but I can't dig up his info.
Budders, well the monkey was a French spy after all! It's a pity they didn't hang that fucker, the Lord of the rings or better still stick a red, hot poker up his.
Is this demolishing people with a hyperhydrosis? Why not give them a activities or medical seminar to prevent them from excessive sweating or for good hygiene.
Suse, welcome to the blog. If I knew what hyperhydrosis was I would be able to comment more adequately. However another seminar, sounds a splendid idea and while we're at it what about another quango. I offer to be it's head, of course for the usual 2 day a month remuneration of £100,000 pa and a final salary pension as I always do my oxters before going out unlike some other smelly bastards on this blog, like Banned, 'who ere he be, lets his oxter guff gang free' as Rabbie Burns would have put it.
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