Monday, 20 September 2010

SPY IN BAG WAS ENGAGED IN SEX GAME!



The spy whose naked body was found in a sports bag in an empty bath in Pimlico was probably involved in an unusual sex game, police now believe.

Just how fucking stupid do they think we are?

9 comments:

sceptic said...

Unlikely story. I've just tried it with my own sports bag which is of a similar size and it's just not possible. I couldn't get my right arm to move fast enough to achieve satisfaction. Plus the smell of old socks and football kit was offputting. I think they should investigate other theories. Like he was murdered maybe ?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sceptic, I don't know how you can say that. Obviously you're not like Houdini Williams who could padlock a sports bag from the inside. It was either a right big bag or he was an awfully wee bastard!

Anonymous said...

Was he playing hide and seek?

I read somewhere that they found all his sim cards laid out on a table, like the murderer had been copying them all to see who he had been talking to. And that it was an MI5 safe house he was found dead in.

Could be bollocks, but when it comes to Spooks, who the fuck knows? Especially after the Litvenenko incident, and the Mossad murder weekend in Dubai.

Sounds like a pretty cool job actually. License to kill and all that. Unless you are the victim.

That Anna Chapman bird gives me the horn.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, I watched the series, 'spooks' on TV and if they think an MI5 man crawls into a stinking sports bag , to get a sexual thrill sniffing his smelly socks, then tops himself, then I'm the Pope. Who the fuck is Anna Chapman and what are all those cunts with the red robes wanting?

matta hairy oxter said...

DL. Anna Chapman was that Ruskie burd that got caught in America being a spy. She shagged her way around the top society in Britain before shagging her way around top society in America.
She married some poor tosser in Britain who got suspicious of her because she spoke Russian and went to cocktail parties at the Russian embassy. He wasn't invited and got jealous of her dating strange businessmen all the time when she was married to him. She went to America and he never got suspicious or anything. Even when she splashed the cash like Posh Spice on a bender every week.
Her husband won't get a job with our Spooks I don't think.

spooks said...

Anna Chapman..

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/sexy_russian_spy_anna_chapman_2Zmmc1rSqu2H71x3v7BibM?photo_num=1

Dark Lochnagar said...

Hirsute, Aye she looks OK. You can't tell from the pic, but does she have big knockers?

banned said...

When those dippy police cunts "revealed" that the naked spy had been found in a locked sports bag they said that they were still treating it as suspicious rather than murder; twats.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, when are we, the people, going to see through all this shite we get drip fed, every moment of every day. It's crap people, don't take it any more! Never mind what's happening in 'Eastenders', get out in the street and protest because that's the only thing that scares them.