A diary entry belonging to a senior member of the Secret Intelligence Service (MI6) has revealed that during the First World War it was discovered that spunk could act as an effective invisible ink.
In June 1915, Walter Kirke, deputy head of military intelligence at GHQ France, wrote in his diary that he "heard from C that the best invisible ink is spunk", which did not react to the main methods of detection. Furthermore it had the advantage of being readily available.
"007", she said.
"Yes, Ma'am", he replied, his intelligent eyes piercing the half gloom.
"Come over here and have a wank in this jar", commanded 'M', her eyes, twinkling in anticipation.
Doesn't have the right ring to it, does it?
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It would be ok as long as they didn't have really long letters to write.. or it they did weren't in a hurry... or if they were had more than one of them...
...Why not just buy some invisable ink? You can get it at the joke shop (that's joke, not jack).
Security Expert, Maybe he was about to write his resignation. You know how sometimes, these organisations just don't let you leave! The new word for 'rag'head', BTW, is 'sheethead', pronounced in the same way as a Mexican drug lord, might say shithead.
Tris, nice one. I would have thought this spunky ink would have got a bit pongy after a while and how did you make it un-invisible. Rub it over a juicy fanny?
I suppose Mata Hari was a dead letter box then!
INCOMING!!!!! Dead as a doornail, seemingly or at least that's what my Grandfather told me.
Goodness me DL, how did you know that... have you used it?
Tris, you don't just get political shite on here, you know. There is sometimes a wee bit of info which really as an MI6 operative I shouldn't be giving you, but as it's all anonymous, it doesn't matter. Dark Lochnagar's not my real name you know, it's an alias.
Tris, Yes, I find wanking into 'M's' jar very satisfying particularly as she sooks that we dribbly bit at the end for me. Mind you it wasn't so pleasant when her predecessor Sir Humphrey Piddleton did it.
Eww er DL, TMI
Tris, TMI? I'm a bit slow on the uptake!
Lordy DL... for once it's you and not me "too much information"
:))
Tris, Thank you!
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