Tuesday, 21 September 2010

SPY CHOKED ON PIECE OF MEAT! ROFLMFAO!



TAMPA, Fla. — An autopsy shows that a top Russian spy who defected to the U.S. choked to death on a piece of meat.
The 53-year-old spy died suddenly June 13.
Tretyakov had run the Russian espionage operation from the United Nations before he defected in 2000. Tretyakov later said his agents helped the Russian government steal nearly $500 million from the U.N.'s oil-for-food program in Iraq.
So, he choked on a bit of meat, eh?  That would be just after he padlocked himself into a sports bag, presumably!

12 comments:

Allan said...

Lol, well going by the size of the fat cun# it would had been a very large sports bag. I don't like spys, wish they could all die like this lol.

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

DL you really are getting in to this espionage thingy now.

Another dead letter box?!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Allan, actually it was a tent bag!

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!! It always amazes me sometimes how blogpost come in clutches. I hope my MI5 cheque is in the post.

Ode tae a deid speh said...

Some hae meat an cannae eat
And some hae nane that wants it
We hae meat an we can eat so mae the lord be thankit.

Billy said...

Was it red meat?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Oders, An amazing man Burns. There he foresaw this idjeet's death 250 years ago.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Billy, that's a bit subtle for this blog. At first when I saw that, I was asking what the fuck you were talking about!

Gordon Brown said...

I will be calling round to take your orders on Thursday. Otherwise please leave the catalogue in the porch.

Kirsty Wank said...

I choked on Lord Jack 'O' Malawi's piece of meat a few times and it didn't kill me.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Gordon, some bastard nicked the chalice!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Kirsty, yes but you had some juice with that. It's when it's dry, it chokes you.