Tuesday, 21 September 2010

MI6 WERE CONVINCED THAT SPERM MADE THE BEST INVISIBLE INK!



A diary entry belonging to a senior member of the Secret Intelligence Service (MI6) has revealed that during the First World War it was discovered that spunk could act as an effective invisible ink.
In June 1915, Walter Kirke, deputy head of military intelligence at GHQ France, wrote in his diary that he "heard from C that the best invisible ink is spunk", which did not react to the main methods of detection. Furthermore it had the advantage of being readily available.

"007", she said.
"Yes, Ma'am", he replied, his intelligent eyes piercing the half gloom.
"Come over here and have a wank in this jar", commanded 'M', her eyes, twinkling in anticipation.
Doesn't have the right ring to it, does it?

14 comments:

Security Expert said...

Maybe that spy who wanked himself to death in his sports bag actually died for his country ?
I'd check the bag for spunk stains before rounding up some raghead and blaming him for murder .

tris said...

It would be ok as long as they didn't have really long letters to write.. or it they did weren't in a hurry... or if they were had more than one of them...

...Why not just buy some invisable ink? You can get it at the joke shop (that's joke, not jack).

Dark Lochnagar said...

Security Expert, Maybe he was about to write his resignation. You know how sometimes, these organisations just don't let you leave! The new word for 'rag'head', BTW, is 'sheethead', pronounced in the same way as a Mexican drug lord, might say shithead.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tris, nice one. I would have thought this spunky ink would have got a bit pongy after a while and how did you make it un-invisible. Rub it over a juicy fanny?

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

I suppose Mata Hari was a dead letter box then!

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!!! Dead as a doornail, seemingly or at least that's what my Grandfather told me.

tris said...

Goodness me DL, how did you know that... have you used it?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tris, you don't just get political shite on here, you know. There is sometimes a wee bit of info which really as an MI6 operative I shouldn't be giving you, but as it's all anonymous, it doesn't matter. Dark Lochnagar's not my real name you know, it's an alias.

tris said...

Oh right sorry James... or should I say 00 ... oh no, shit, I've given it away!

I'm sorry.

I think you must be a bit of a wanker though ;-0

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tris, Yes, I find wanking into 'M's' jar very satisfying particularly as she sooks that we dribbly bit at the end for me. Mind you it wasn't so pleasant when her predecessor Sir Humphrey Piddleton did it.

tris said...

Eww er DL, TMI

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tris, TMI? I'm a bit slow on the uptake!

tris said...

Lordy DL... for once it's you and not me "too much information"
:))

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tris, Thank you!