SOCIALITE AND WHORE, Paris Hilton, is being sued because, SHE WORE THE WRONG HAIR EXTENSIONS! According to the lawsuit, filed in L.A. County Superior Court, the company is seeking $35 (£22.4m) million in damages, which is apparently ten times what Hilton was paid under contract.
IS IT ANY WONDER I DESPAIR? While us fucking proles are worrying about our jobs, mortgages, world issues, kids, immigrants, Sharia Law and paedophiles, this FUCKWIT is being paid $3.5m dollars for WEARING HAIR EXTENSIONS?
BTW, do you think that swimming suit will cleft her fanny?
A guest post by shagpile, the dirty bastard
22 comments:
Well...
I see it this way; considering that most of the proles are supporters of Paris Hilton, therein lies the problem.
Celebrity status is worshiped by the proles, just not by the likes of you and I DL.
Everyone of these stupid fuckwits has at least a million other fuckwits idolising them. That's where the penny drops.
I fI ever had the misfortune of meeting a deadhead like Hilton I'd say the following:
"You know, if someone gave you a full frontal lobotomy and decided to actually remove what was inside that skull of yours, fill it with earth and plant a geranium inside, it would make a vast improvement to what's currently residing within. More so, society would also get the pleasure of seeing you for what you truly are, an object for men to masturbate over, lesbians to flick their switches, albeit with your newly found decoration and nothing more."
Total cunt in more ways than one!
Is it hair extensions on her fanny ? How can they see if she has them fitted ?
Why are you wasting out time with stupid nonentities like Paris Hilton when there are much more interesting and important people in the news like Naomi Campbell and Phil Mitchell?
Get a grip DL.
Better bazookas here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgUreEibZlw&feature=player_embedded
No bigger ones here...
http://www.bigbreastarchive.com/
Greekers, she is just really a fanny with bits added on. The only other interesting bits are her tits, but they'll be plastic and that's not a big turn on for me, although I'm fond of big bazookas.
Stanners, It's probably just jealosy on my part. No one ever wanted me in a porn film!
Hairy fanny, it's a surgical operation only used in LA. You can I believe, as I often have to drag through shite papers like the Mail on your behalf, get hair extensions for your arsehole if that is the way your man is inclined. They are taken from the hair of a very rare angora goat which is only found in the highest peaks of the Himalayas where it is fed for years by Tibetan monks who when it gets to 10 years old, shoot the fucker, eat it and send te caracass to California for arsehole hair. This comes in a selection of 58 different tints from almost white to dark and curly. You can buy it on 'Amazon'.
Sweet.
Anyone fancy a tit wank ?
On expenses ?
Shitarse, yes Cleggy is quite attractive in a Gay sort of way! (That was for my Gay following).
INCOMING!!!! Sweet? She's a dog IMO. Not saying that I wouldn't BTW, just that I would prefer others, if I was offered and the wife wasn't looking!
Titwanker, actually Jacqui that could be a decent prospect. I am quite attracted to politicians, apart from Annabel Goldie, mind you if she slimmed down a WEE bit?
Secretary, of course, you can't want me to pay for it, she's a public servant and I'm public.
Don't fucking reply then, it's your blog after all.
Not the bitch DL. The reaction you are getting. Sweet.
Banned, sorry mate I seem to have mised you there. I must have been pissed. Who are these people you mention. Naomi Campbell? Was she not in a Roger Moore, Bond movie, as an assassin absailing from the Eiffel Tower? Is that the Phil from Mitchells pork pies? They're fucking tasty. This is not a man who should be ignored!
Stoker, you'll have to reply better. I'm a thick bastard, remember.
You've kicked it off now DL. You are like katnip. I wouldn't be surprised if you don't get a bomb in your milk churns. Sweet.
I don't think you need any cover though you are gunning the fuckers down nicely.
BTW I've located another queef. Will forward.
Good man.
INCOMING!!!! Yeh, but a bit of support is nice now and again. Get onto Facebook, I was being attacked on all sides there on Friday as well as on Twatter.
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