Saturday, 24 July 2010
THE LESBIAN VICAR, HER HUSBAND AND HER BULL-BREEDING LOVER!
After a female vicar left her husband and children and moved in with a female parishioner, gossip spread that the two women were lovers.
She denied she was a lesbian, as did her close friend, cattle-breeder Michele Wilde.
But a year after the D.L. revealed the scandal that rocked the country parish, there has been an astonishing development. Mrs Morton, 42, has resigned and been paid off by the church - and, despite her original denials, is now living openly as a lesbian. She has told her sons she has a female partner and is even touting for new lovers on the Internet. And in an a remarkable twist, her estranged husband Michael is now enjoying a relationship with Mrs Wilde, the woman with whom his wife was falsely accused of having an affair.
Ms Wilde told D.L., "I wasn't too sure about this lesbian thing, after all my bulls don't shag each other. We tried all sorts of fancy dildos, but for me cock is definitely the best. It's got a sort of 'fleshy feel' that you can't replicate properly in a vibrator. I used to call Jean, 'Greenock Morton', because she always went down and although I admit she is better at 'rug-munching' than her husband, I'm glad to be back to straight sex.
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