Friday, 16 July 2010

FRIDAY GOSSIP COLUMN-FRANK BRUNO SHAGGING CHERIE BLAIR!


Both have occasionally felt bruised over the years, so it is perhaps not so surprising that Cherie Blair and Frank Bruno are finding solace in each other's company in the calming atmosphere of one of the country's best-known health spas.
"They have been seeing a lot of each other just lately," whispers my woman undergoing a "pro-lift" firming facial at Champneys in Tring, Herts.
"Frank lives nearby and trains in the gym virtually daily and Cherie often comes in to get a good seeing to from the back by Frank, over the parallel bars.  She seems to get turned on by his manly smell.  The word is he has been giving her advice about some new sexual positions from an old copy of the 'KARMA SUTRA' he got from HARRY CARPENTER, just before he died. She seems very keen to shed some pounds and all the shagging that Frank is giving her seems to be working so well that some other members are wanting to be seen to, as well, including Anne Widdecombe, Lord Mandelson and Maggie Thatcher, bless her, at her age."

A spokesmen for Mrs Blair declined to comment yesterday but Frank told the Telegraph, "yeh!  Yeh!  I gived some of the old geezers one, when they wants.  Me and the wife is very happy together and I isn't leaving her! 

12 comments:

our enry said...

Shit. Harry's dead ?

ex old etonian said...

Even Boris has shot his muck up some old slut. What's the world cumming to ?

banned said...

That'll make a nice change from being taken roughly from behind by Tony.

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

Is the stupid looking bitch a corporation?

If so it will be having commercial intercourse without stop.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Enery, You Brut. Splash it all over, yes Henry's dead and so should you be. Look at the damage you and your type did to Ali!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Eaters, Boris Johnson, Boris Karloff or Boris Becker? Of whom does one speak?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, do you think Tony will be a roughly from behind man? He struck me more as a 'is it ok if I put it in now', kind of guy.

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!!! I don't know about being a corporation, but she's got more money than most corporations!

Doc Trough said...

Needs a fucking convoy of trucks and armed escort for the ' contraceptive euipment ', I read somewhere.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Doc, Do you reckon that Frank has a Peni Giganti? I bet Blair pleased, he can fuck off to the Carribean and shag some black birds!

Norman Spack M.D. said...

It can't be very often she puts something in her mouth and finds it won't fit.

It's been going on for years anyway, rumour has it he's little Leo's biological father.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Norm, welcome to the blog. No her mouth for several reasons is not her highpoint. I fucking thought that Leo's hair was un-naturally curly! That explains it.