Friday, 16 July 2010
FRIDAY GOSSIP COLUMN-FRANK BRUNO SHAGGING CHERIE BLAIR!
Both have occasionally felt bruised over the years, so it is perhaps not so surprising that Cherie Blair and Frank Bruno are finding solace in each other's company in the calming atmosphere of one of the country's best-known health spas.
"They have been seeing a lot of each other just lately," whispers my woman undergoing a "pro-lift" firming facial at Champneys in Tring, Herts.
"Frank lives nearby and trains in the gym virtually daily and Cherie often comes in to get a good seeing to from the back by Frank, over the parallel bars. She seems to get turned on by his manly smell. The word is he has been giving her advice about some new sexual positions from an old copy of the 'KARMA SUTRA' he got from HARRY CARPENTER, just before he died. She seems very keen to shed some pounds and all the shagging that Frank is giving her seems to be working so well that some other members are wanting to be seen to, as well, including Anne Widdecombe, Lord Mandelson and Maggie Thatcher, bless her, at her age."
A spokesmen for Mrs Blair declined to comment yesterday but Frank told the Telegraph, "yeh! Yeh! I gived some of the old geezers one, when they wants. Me and the wife is very happy together and I isn't leaving her!