RIGHT THAT'S IT. THE GLOVES ARE OFF! FROM NOW ON, I'M JUST GOING
TO SAY WHAT I THINK!
The Lybian dictator has led these ass holes and merry dance, along with Bush.He saw a chance and he grabbed it. They were dying to show that their murdering spree "Shock and Awe" in Iraq had worked and other murdering bastards across the world were now going to be cowed by the strength of AMERICUK.Qadaffi is laughing his socks off, if he wears them.All he had to do was make a speech and carry on with his terrorist activities.I have to say that I am equally sickened by the pics of Tory Blur and McSnott Chomper with Mrs Thatcher.
Tris, At least Thatcher is British and was not an enemy of thbe British State. It is the self satisfied smug look on the fucker's face that annoys me. Particularly in the one with the smiling, "Hi, I'm Tone".
Have to say Gaddaffi looks like a waxwork in both shots.
Gaddaffi looks like he is a resident of 'The Scheme'. Particularly in the second pic. Perhaps he had to have a tenner bag before meeting McDoom.
I thought that as well Mark. on closer inspection I have deduced that in the first picture I believe it is the real deal Gaddafi, judging by the decor it looks like a genuine beduin tent complete with sunburnt bodyguard wearing shades in case he needs to pop outside for a Johnny Cash, also notice the magic carpet (you can see it at the bottom of the picture near that bastard Bliars left hand)I don't think Madam twoswords can make magic carpets out of wax. The second picture is indeed a house of wax efigy impersonation of Gadaffi.I believe it is from the Austrian house of wax (note the scene through the window) and look at the chairs, obviously waxwork replica chairs and the flag (wax flags cannot flutter in the breeze). Whatever the outcome of my investigations I still feel that Blair and Broon are a pair of traitorous treasonous pieces of detritus who deserve hanging for not just punching fuck out of Gadaffi regardless of whether he was made from wax or not. I reckon Maggie would have done him for fun.
There are no words to describe a "man" who would shake hands with someone they had previously and publicly expressed their revulsion at.That's why we're not in politics.
Thatcher was back at Drowning Street I noticed looking particularly frail... a bit like a wax work herself. (You'd think that Cameron would have work that we pay him to do to get on with...and not wasting his time showing senile old bags around)I thought she looked like she was gonna trip on the stairs but she didn't.Well, there's always next time I guess.
Mark, that makes it even worse! What twat in their right mind would be seen shaking hands with a wax effigy of the most reviled man in the western world apart from the man from Al Qaeda, Dusty Bin himself?
Rab I thought he looked like Lionel Ritchie in the second photo. In fact the first time I used it several months ago, I ran a story with it that it was Broon and Ritchie cutting a record deal.
Sarge.k you got me, a Johnny Cash? I mean I've heard of a Gladys Knight, and all the rest but thyat one's got me stumped.The Austrian mountains in the pic in the background are strange, unless he has pictures of the Alps to make him feel the tent is cooler.
Smokers, you could shake hands with him for the cameras and then give the fucker an earful before his aids pull him away. Even stick a stilleto knife into his ribs to wipe that fucking smug smile off his face.
Tris, Can I take it because it's the second time you've mentioned it on this post that you're not a big fan of Maggie? I don't know what age you are but some of us are old enough to remember the state of the country after the Callaghan Gov. when she took over. Don't believe all this pish that she singlehandedly shut down all the industry in Scotland. It was on it's last legs and she just happened to ne in power at the time. Industry and work has now changed. Who the fuck wants to work down a mine for 9 hours a day for a pittance and ruin their lungs and say it was 'noble'. Noble my arse. It's a job for workers in emerging countries that pay less than fuck all and can export coal here cheaper than we can produce it. If coalmining was economic some bastard would have started it again and they might again in the future.
Johnny Cash = Slash= Piss DLI wonder why Gadaffi has a pencil case with miniature maps of the world sticking out of his lapel? Maybe it was a bribe for Brown or maybe he had just coloured in a colour by arabic numbers picture of an alpine scene and mounted it on the tent wall behind them, fuck knows
Sgt Pepperspray Your powers of observation are astounding and I'm glad to see that you came around to mentioning the pencil case that I had erroneously assumed to be a random medal collection cut out from a Weetabix packet. DL, your views on Maggie and the mines match mine entirely. Tris Would you rather have a shit job down a coal mine or a shit job in call centre?
LOL DL.D'ya know what really hacks me off about the Thatcher female? I mean, there are all sorts of arguments over the state she found Scotland and the state she left it, and although I genuinely think it would be interesting to discuss them with you, it would be far too long a thing to do on a threat. My typing wouldn't stand up to it....so for now what I'll say is the thing that sticks with me above all... is her voice.That patronising, affected, stuck up, over posh, over pronounced, slow way she had of speaking to people as though she were a nursery school teacher addressing a class of 2 year olds who hadn't quite grasped the language.I know she was reputedly a clever woman. She invented Mr Whippy ice cream (you know, the stuff that was all air and not vey much cream, tasted like shit, and cost a fortune). That takes brains.She also had a degree in ENGLISH law. So she was no noodle, but she talked to Scottish people like we all were... "We in Scotland..." was the most insulting thing you could ever have heard.She railled against Europe, (Yauraup she called it in what she fondly imagined to be upper class received pronounciation... how the Queen must have laughed at her) but she was the one who signed away Scotland's rights. She was the one who was, for all her much vaunted brains, pissed all over by the likes of Mitterrand and Khol. How it must have wrankled with her that mere foreigners got the better of her. Not English speaking nations from whence all good things had come in her life time, she once told people. Insufferable arrogance.She was a spiteful mean woman, who idolised her son... and look what he turned out to be... and ignored her daughter, who has been left with the job of looking after her now that she's senile.I could go on about the things I hate about her but I think you got it right mate. I'm not overly fond of her. LOL.At least I know I can say that stuff on here, when you disagree pretty profoundly with me, and not expect to find it binned.... That's the mark of a good blog.
Sarge, thanks for that johnny thing, that is me up to date. I suppose Gladys Knight thing is getting a bit old fashioned. Yes, the medal pencil case thingy. I was going to remark on that. It seems as if it is stuck on with a bit of velcro. Do you imagine he's got different ones for different leaders. Brown-VC,France legion de honeur, USA-purple heart. Only musing but you as a military man would be able to tell us.
Banned, I would say she is probably a coal mine girl, but I'm sure she'll tell us.
Tris, what the fuck do you mean, lol? That was me being serious!:-)The sainted Margaret. Yes, one of these days we will go for a drink and discuss it properly, as you say it's too long to type out. Suffice to say.I had a dream several times about Mags walking all over my back telling me how worthless I was with that SEXY STUCK UP voice and the Mr Whippy she had wasn't an ice cream,let me assure you! The Queen is a kraut anyway and probably historically shouldn't be there so she doesn't bother me. I don't think you can say she got walked over in Europe. I would say the opposite is true. She got a fucking big rebate from the EU, which arsehole Blir promptly gave back. The prick. As for her kids, well they were both a pair of wankers, but I suppose it can't be easy being a PM's weans. Yes, anything goes on here. There is absolutely no moderation and the only time you may get a wee slap is for insulting other contributors just because you don't agree with them and isn't it fun trying to work out what I've typed with all my typos!
I believe he does have diferrent pencil cases for diferrent leaders DL. A Donner Kebab shaped one for the president of Turkey, One shaped like a zeppelin for that Merkel tart, one with a picture of a three legged no tailed cat climbing up a waterwheel for the Tsar of the ilse of man and one with a rainbow on it for when Gleggo nips over for a cup of desert tea (I believe this one says "Oooooohhhh jhippppy" when you squeeze it). I use the Gladys Knight synonym on occasion but use Brad Pitt a little more often, the younger generation seem to associate with him a little more.
I hope we'll get a chance to do that one day DL.I've just thought of another thing that I hate her for though. The pompous woman gave her husband an hereditary title. In the days when only the royal family get hgeridtary titles. Even PMs no longer get Earldoms, and she gave Dennis a title (for what?) that wee Marc is now SIR Marc or Mark or whatever ....
Sarge, aye it appears that I may be a little behind the times, but fuck it all my mates know what I'm talking about! Gadaffi seems to have a pencil case for all occasions. But answer me one thing, how the fuck does he keep the flies off the donner kebabs when Phil the Greek calls as he will shortly, after all his son Andrew is a regular visitor. Never mind the donner, what about the royal shite?
Tris, I seem to remember that technically it was John Major who knighted him, but I may be wrong. Yes it would be nice to meet for a drink sometime to set the world to rights. I always imagine you as a youngish lady but in reality you are probably a old bird, whereas you probably imagine me as a middle aged, fat, ugly bastard and in reality I am a middle aged, ugly, fat bastard! ;-)
Oh dear oh dear... DLTris is short for Tristan.I hope I haven't shattered your dreams matey....
Tristan? Fuck me! What kind of a name is that to give anybody. Your parents need horsewhipped. I got the middle name of Archibald and that was bad enough, but at least I got a normal enough Christian name. No. My illusions are not shattered. I've been doing this long enough to have worked out that not everyone is honest about their personna!
Oi DL... I wasn't dishonest about it. I just shortened Tristan (Wagnerian name) to Tris, and you thought it was short for Trish.No dishonesty on my part dude. Must be that your eyes are deieving you into seeing H where there is none.Tut tut, as my ganny would say... ald age disnae come alane...
Tris, No I thought it might be short for Patricia, but anyway now that you have been unfrocked so to speak, we'll know to treat you as a bloke and not a wumman!
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