Tuesday, 25 May 2010
A RADICAL SOLUTION TO THE FINANCIAL CRISIS-CULL THE 'COFFINDODGERS'
Today, I would like to make a recommendations to the Cameron Government. Compulsory retirement at aged 65 for everybody and a CULL of all COFFINDODGERS when they reach 75.
This would free NHS spending for us younger people who need it. It would save £billions in Pensions, free TV licenses, bus passes and the Winter fuel allowance. It would also help employment as the funeral industry would have to take on extra staff for digging graves and the like. All their assets should also go to the state, thereby allowing us to pay of the debt that GORDON BROWN and the BANKERS, (sounds like a 60's group), ran up, when he allowed them free rein.
To balance the equation, we should help pensioners enjoy their last 10 years by giving them free membership of bowling and golf clubs for the men and positions of responsibility in the W.R.I. for the women. Fair's fair. By the time the Arthritis sets in by the age of 75, they'll be happy to unburden themselves on society. Quite but dignified funerals will be arranged by the state and paid out of their assets. Their families will be saved the pain of watching their elderly relatives suffer as they do now or worse suffer the shock that can happen when a Father or Mother pops their clogs, unexpectedly.
All in all, a much more dignified end to some one's life. I would anticipate that if this scheme runs for exactly 19 years 6 months, we will have more than paid off the National Debt and we can let those lucky people who will have reached 74 years by that time, live the rest of their lives, until the end comes naturally.