Wednesday 26 May 2010

POLICE ARREST ENTIRE WEDDING PARTY IN PAKISTAN AS 41 YEAR OLD MAN TRIES TO MARRY A EUNUCH!

The 'bride' and groom

 
An entire wedding party was arrested in Pakistan on Monday after police received a tip-off that a middle-aged man was trying to marry a 19-year-old eunuch.
Malik Mohammad Iqbal Khan, a 42-year-old fertiliser dealer, a transvestite called Rani, and dozens of guests were arrested when police raided a late-night party in the northern city of Peshawar.  "We arrested the bridegroom, the would-be bride and 41 others at the wedding party," Shahid Khan, the local police station chief said.  The fertiliser dealer, who already has two wives, denied he was marrying the eunuch.

HOW FUCKING BIZARRE!  It just goes to show, you should never marry a fat middle-aged bastard who wears a sheet!

12 comments:

banned said...

There has to be something pretty wiered when "Pakistan, a deeply conservative Muslim country" has an entrenched Eunuch community of half a fucking Million, "which includes hermaphrodites, transsexuals, transvestites and homosexuals".

The folks from the LGB&T should get out there, they'd make a fortune!

subrosa said...

I ditto banned's comment. :)

Gary Glitter and Boy George said...

Bend over Barrymore you know what's coming.

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

What's even more bizarre Dl is that ther was not Predator drone over head or Apache skulking behind the tree line ready to rearrange their organs and missing bits, sexual or otherwise, in a Tracey Eminesque installation worthy of a Bolloxer Prize.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, it does seem more than a bit weird! Where are all these poor people coming from. (Did you notice how I didn't say bent fuckers there, that's my new 'I understand homos hat' I was wearing).

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rosie, ditto to what I replied to Banned.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Gary, It's nice to see you back. I miss the Glasgow concerts at Christmas and that party you had after it with the rent boys.

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!!!!! I take your point. A wedding party in the 'badlands' of Pakistan and the Yanks didn't blow them up. Maybe the Eunuch was actually a Taliban fighter. That's an old Apache trick, that you know!

Down in the Smoke said...

Well, I'm back in the meat market and He/She/It does have a pretty face.
P.S. I'm thin, elderly and dressed by Matalan.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Smokers, Good. Life must go on, me old mucker. Now Matalan. Do they sell sheets in there as I am a fat bastard who gave up shopping in Matalan a long time ago, but in saying that I've lost a lot of weight, so I might be back in there? Have you heard about these mail order Thai birds. If I was old, I reckon I might get one of them. You get them through the post apparently, although how they get them through the letter box is beside me. They must be pretty skinny. Still as long as they can manage a reasonable BJ who cares?

Down in the smoke said...

If we're going double dating, bags i get the one that has her own teeth and has been run over with the iron to remove creases.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Smokers, Smokers, Smokers. You've obviously been out of circulation too long.. No, No, the thing nowadays is to get one without teeth for that superior Blow Job. She can put them back in, when meeting your mates, so they don't get a whiff at the chance of a superdooper BJ. A good ironing I admit helps the situation though.