Monday, 31 May 2010

MIKE CONWAY'S CRASH AT INDY 500-WATCH THIS!

16 comments:

road safety expert said...

Thanks for that footage DL. I'll be using it in my final report. I'll be charging one driver for overtaking on the inside lane and charging 6 other drivers for failing to stop at the accident or report the accident.

Sgt Pepperspray said...

I bet that's the same bastard who cracked my rear light cluster while I was shoplifting in Asda last week and didn't leave his details. He won't sneak away from that one without paying.

Down in the smoke said...

On the M25, that is a perfectly legitimate mirror, signal, manoeuvure exercise carried out with precision. The only thing missing was the middle finger salute from the driver's window.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Experto, you're correct. The standard of driving in that race is appalling. These are supposed to be professional drivers as well. I'll never shout at a learner again when they cut across me.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sarge welcome to the blog. I saw that bastard. Their reg was GK981 RNU. I'd trace the bastards and kick the shite out of them!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Smokers, up here we like to accompany the middle finger with the salutation, "get it right up you, ya basta"!

Tcheuchter said...

I have shares in his teammate, Justin Wilson, and have heard that Conway will be in a brace for 3 months after surgery.

Let's hope he makes a good recovery, though speaking from experience (parting company with my motorcycle) he will experience pain for a long time to come.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tcheuchter, he's very fortunate to be alive. The crash that killed Jim Clark was not nearly as severe and I suppose it is only the safety element in the modern car that saved him. Anyway at least a Scot won the race.

Sgt Pepperspray said...

Unfortunately I took you advice and did indeed track the registration down. I knocked fuck out of the two occupants and totally trashed fuck out of their car. Next time I pull a stunt like that I will make sure that I saty of the Lagavulin 16 and lagers, It wasnt mch fun waking up this morning being charged with Damaging Police property and assaulting two police officers, are you certain that was the correct registration DL?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sarge, it's always entertaining when you bash a couple of the State's finest. They like to give a bashing to poor old fuckers coming out of the pub on their way home and it seems as if they have got away with it. Quelle Suprise! I may have got the reg. wrong. Are you sure you got the right one. If so, then they damaged your car first. For a small fee consisting of B&B and ample supplies of bevvy, I will come and be a witness to their vandalism!

taxi for Mike said...

Mike Conway will have to use taxis just like Shaggy innit....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UFQU40-UQc&NR=1

Sgt Pepperspray said...

No worries DL. It migt be better if I get ballied up and do the local post office over first. Then We can kill 2 birds you can be a witness that I was no where near any of the incidents AND instead of a B&B and a few bevvies we can do a ***** hotel and get absoluteley wankered till the coin runs dry

Dark Lochnagar said...

Taxers, that is a cracker. Not knowing who this 'Shaggy' is, I looked him up and it turns out he heads a modern beat combo who sing 'Rat' songs. Very strange. there was no shite like that in my day, young man!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sarge, if you're going to do a PO, why not just do a Bank instead. You're as well to get hung for a sheep as a lamb and anyway it's probably legal by now and you can just say you were wanting your share back. Then we can get really bollocked in Brazil and we can get shot of the old birds and buy a couple of new ones!

geezajoab said...

DL This one is funny aswell..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywNheTibt4U&feature=related

Dark Lochnagar said...

Top geeza- thanks I'm going to use that.