Monday, 31 May 2010
BREAKING SCANDAL-CGT CHEAT ALEXANDER IS A HETEROSEXUAL!
In SENSATIONAL NEWS, tonight, it has been revealed that not only is the new Chief Secretary to the Treasury a CGT CHEAT but he is also a HETEROSEXUAL!
Libthingy MP Alexander, although he is a SPECCY BASTARD WITH RED HAIR, has had normal sexual relations with his wife, (well apart from the handcuffs and romper suit incident) and indeed recently had a child.
PETER THATCHELL, the well known GAY CAMPAIGNER said last night, "I didn't realise there were any heterosexuals left in the LIBTHINGY party, but this sort of behaviour doesn't surprise me. These people need to be weeded out. Is he even Jewish"? IAIN DALE, the prominent Gay blogger told D.L., "Christ I never realised he was straight. I'll need to cancel those FUCKING T-SHIRTS NOW"!