Saturday, 22 May 2010

LET'S GET THIS 'DEFICIT' QUESTION INTO PROPORTION


With full respect to the post below, I saw this and suddenly woke up.

Let me run this imaginary scenario past you.
My wife and I both have good jobs, but we spend money like fuck!  In fact in overdraft at the bank and in credit cards we are £1,300,000 overdrawn.  Ridiculous I know, but stick with me.  Now although as high fliers we earn £50,000 per month, we are actually spending £13,000 per month more than we are earning.  That means that we will be £156,000 MORE OVERDRAWN at the end of the year.
Now the bank we deal with is starting to get a little concerned at our financial situation.  HOWEVER WE HAVE A PLAN!  My wife is going to stop buying DESIGNER SHOES this year and that will save £6,000, so we'll only have a DEFICIT THIS YEAR OF £150,000 to add to our existing overdraft of £1.3m, meaning we will owe £1,450,000 at the end of the year.  The Bank have accepted our plan and although my wife wanted to wait until next year to stop buying shoes and implement it, she's accepted that we need to do it now.

AND THAT LADIES AND GENTLE PERSONS IS THE STATE OF THE UNITED KINGDOM TODAY AFTER 13 YEARS OF THAT USELESS BASTARD BROWN AND HIS CRONIES!

9 comments:

Gordon nomates said...

Yes it but it all started in America Mr Dark.

banned said...

Yes indeed DL, that is the plan, to stop the overdraft getting ever higher by slightly less each year. Clever mysterious 'international investers' might spot the flaw though. That the total overdraft is still going to grow, for fucks sake.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Gordon, ah, the socialist excuse. It started in America! Perhaps it contributed to the situation, but only becuase you had let the banks run amok in your greed for tax income to shore up your socialist monolith and your illegal wars in support of the Petrodollar.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, it's fucking unbelievable when you break it down as I did above to an ordinary household. The banks would have you through the bankruptcy courts as soon as look at you.

UKIP for me said...

I saw this video on Munguins site. It explains the EU situation quite well.
Could you pass it on to your SNP friends of Europe DL.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/video/2010/05/20/2905304.htm

Dark Lochnagar said...

UKIPPERS, yes certainly I will pass on the vid from our antipodean cousins who can afford to laugh at us because Japan owns their debt and the cunts are all over here working in London because of the unemployment in their own countries. But at the end of the day who owns all this debt? Why our friends the Rothschilds and their banking buddies who encourage stupid bastards like us to go to war against so called WMD and Al Qaeda who are living in caves and can't be smoked out. It costs £230,000 to put a soldier in the field, nowadays. Anyway as you know I do not like the EU, but as I have stated often on this blog, I do believe that Scotland, my country, should be independent and when that happens I am willing to work within the system to bring an end to our membership of the EU if that is possible. Scotland is not the Socialist state that it currently presents itself as and I believe that the time is ripe for a pro independence centre right party. Anyway I'm starting to ramble.

UKIP for me said...

I like the cut of your jib DL.

Dark Lochnagar said...

UKIPPERS, never has my jib been so cut!

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